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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7665 on: February 20, 2011, 08:10:56 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7666 on: February 20, 2011, 09:18:27 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7667 on: February 21, 2011, 08:56:30 AM »
I have just seen 2 black swans on the Hogsmill at Kingston.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7668 on: February 21, 2011, 08:58:03 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7669 on: February 21, 2011, 09:03:49 AM »
Quote from: tel on February 21, 2011, 08:56:30 AM
I have just seen 2 black swans on the Hogsmill at Kingston.

Are you allowed to say that, should it not be 'two racially different swans'?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7670 on: February 21, 2011, 09:06:37 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 21, 2011, 09:03:49 AM
Quote from: tel on February 21, 2011, 08:56:30 AM
I have just seen 2 black swans on the Hogsmill at Kingston.

Are you allowed to say that, should it not be 'two racially different swans'?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7671 on: February 21, 2011, 09:09:05 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7672 on: February 21, 2011, 09:25:11 AM »
I am grinding lapping me valves and generally tidying up like....  surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7673 on: February 21, 2011, 09:28:37 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 21, 2011, 09:03:49 AM
Quote from: tel on February 21, 2011, 08:56:30 AM
I have just seen 2 black swans on the Hogsmill at Kingston.

Are you allowed to say that, should it not be 'two racially different swans'?

Perhaps swans without milk would suffice  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7674 on: February 21, 2011, 09:34:00 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 21, 2011, 09:28:37 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 21, 2011, 09:03:49 AM
Quote from: tel on February 21, 2011, 08:56:30 AM
I have just seen 2 black swans on the Hogsmill at Kingston.

Are you allowed to say that, should it not be 'two racially different swans'?

Perhaps swans without milk would suffice  whistle:

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You'll upset the Vegans...

'Swans without Soy Milk' would be acceptababble....  happy088
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7675 on: February 21, 2011, 09:40:30 AM »
Yesterday it was pneumatic drills  evil:  Today it's chainsaws  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7676 on: February 21, 2011, 09:45:48 AM »
Quote from: Barman on February 21, 2011, 09:34:00 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 21, 2011, 09:28:37 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 21, 2011, 09:03:49 AM
Quote from: tel on February 21, 2011, 08:56:30 AM
I have just seen 2 black swans on the Hogsmill at Kingston.

Are you allowed to say that, should it not be 'two racially different swans'?

Perhaps swans without milk would suffice  whistle:

 ::)

You'll upset the Vegans...

'Swans without Soy Milk' would be acceptababble....  happy088

Cygnus Atratus are actually Australian imports so perhaps they could be Earls Court Swans  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7677 on: February 21, 2011, 09:47:59 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 21, 2011, 09:40:30 AM
Yesterday it was pneumatic drills  evil:  Today it's chainsaws  Banghead

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7678 on: February 21, 2011, 09:53:27 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 21, 2011, 09:40:30 AM
Yesterday it was pneumatic drills  evil:  Today it's chainsaws  Banghead

He is a naughty cat isn't he?  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7679 on: February 21, 2011, 09:55:18 AM »
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