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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7695 on: February 22, 2011, 09:07:55 AM »
There are trains....... She seems to get to Leicester OK  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7696 on: February 22, 2011, 09:10:26 AM »
There are trains....... She seems to get to Leicester OK  whistle:


Not that would get her from here to Egham for 0930 tomorrow.

As for Leicester ~ that, thankfully, has all come to an 'orrible end. (Don't ask).
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7697 on: February 22, 2011, 09:18:16 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7698 on: February 22, 2011, 09:43:50 AM »
There are trains....... She seems to get to Leicester OK  whistle:


Not that would get her from here to Egham for 0930 tomorrow.

As for Leicester ~ that, thankfully, has all come to an 'orrible end. (Don't ask).


Oh please please tell us that you managed to refrain from laughing out loud and rubbing your hands in glee... lol: lol:

Don't you just love it when a plan comes together?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7699 on: February 22, 2011, 10:28:43 AM »
There are trains....... She seems to get to Leicester OK  whistle:


Not that would get her from here to Egham for 0930 tomorrow.

As for Leicester ~ that, thankfully, has all come to an 'orrible end. (Don't ask).


Oh please please tell us that you managed to refrain from laughing out loud and rubbing your hands in glee... lol: lol:

Don't you just love it when a plan comes together?

It was a struggle to seem sympathetic I can assure you. eveilgrin:


Meanwhile "Bloody wimmin"  cussing:

I am in the garden, tyre pressures checked, bonnet up, washer bottle open and trying to open one of those "screen wash" sachets with my teeth. SWWLTBO comes out and says "I can't decide what to wear for tomorrow so I'm going to go and buy something suitable" I swallowed half the bloody contents of the sachet ... Kerist but that stuff tastes foul!  sick2:
What is wrong with the stuff she wears everyday to teach in a college? Nobody in Sussex will have seen it!!!!!  Banghead

Sooooo she and the THW have gone on a buying spree .... I suggested that she fills her own car with petrol whilst she is out ... better yet let the THW fill it as she has never filled a car in her life and describing how to is one of the things that now forms part of the driving test ... see also changing a wheel, topping up the oil and screen wash and checking tyre pressures.
THW says "But I'll get my hands dirty"
 angry041: "Yes dear and what are you going to say if the examiner asks you any of those questions?  'cos the right answer is NOT 'Get my dad to do it' Nor is it 'Use me mobile to phone Keith at the local garage and put the call out fee on Dad's account'"
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7700 on: February 22, 2011, 10:33:20 AM »
PS  I am now officially in Growler mood .... tho' Nick will be pleased that I didn't try to use my lighter to burn the corner off the sachet (see Growler in restaurant sauce sachet mode)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7701 on: February 22, 2011, 10:34:45 AM »
PPS They have taken my debit card  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7702 on: February 22, 2011, 11:03:09 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7703 on: February 22, 2011, 11:06:37 AM »
Do you need a permanent lodger?  razz:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7704 on: February 22, 2011, 11:07:19 AM »
You could look after Jim when I go away  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7705 on: February 22, 2011, 11:10:03 AM »
I'd only chase him up a tree  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7706 on: February 22, 2011, 11:58:20 AM »
I am back like...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7707 on: February 22, 2011, 12:03:02 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7708 on: February 22, 2011, 12:04:48 PM »
The wimmin are back ... I am £100 poorer
2 x Raincoats (but they are taking umbrellas anyway)
1 x Long (fashionable I am told) Cardigan/knitted coat

AND the THW, driving with L Plates on the car, removed the driver's side door mirror as she tried to take the back gate off!  censored:

I have put it back on ..... I knew those months assembling Transit Vans at the Southampton Ford plant would pay off one day.

The wimmin think I am a hero 'cos I knew how to fix it. cloud9:

I didn't even swear, just sauntered out, located the clips in the right holes and gave it a bash with me fist. BINGO! One mirror as good as new (Thank Christ is wasn't one of those 'lectric jobs)  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7709 on: February 22, 2011, 12:05:08 PM »
I am back like...  whistle:

From whence you came?  (Snigger).
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