The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

I am back like... 

From whence you came?  (Snigger).

Indeed... 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

The wimmin are back ... I am £100 poorer
2 x Raincoats (but they are taking umbrellas anyway)
1 x Long (fashionable I am told) Cardigan/knitted coat

AND the THW, driving with L Plates on the car, removed the driver's side door mirror as she tried to take the back gate off!  

I have put it back on ..... I knew those months assembling Transit Vans at the Southampton Ford plant would pay off one day.

The wimmin think I am a hero 'cos I knew how to fix it.

I didn't even swear, just sauntered out, located the clips in the right holes and gave it a bash with me fist. BINGO! One mirror as good as new (Thank Christ is wasn't one of those 'lectric jobs)  

Good grief do they think you are a cash cow?

Take full advantage of your 'hero' status and milk it for all it is worth. 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I am back like... 

From whence you came?  (Snigger).

Indeed... 

I hope you cleaned up properly after yourself and didn't just wipe it on the curtains as usual.

[Snoopy]

I am back like... 

From whence you came?  (Snigger).

 
There was a Barman from Kent
Whose tool was exceedingly bent
He put it in double
To save him some trouble
And instead of coming he went.

[Barman]

You all seem very frisky today...? 

[Snoopy]

Full of the joys old boy ..... full of the joys 


Now that I have got over the washer bottle additive drink!

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Snoops is in full manly hero mode, I have no such excuse.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I have been in my shed playing with compost this is akin to plating in the sand pit when your were a kid except I didn't find any cat shit which what invariably happened to me.

I also seem  to have found JOM's didder.  It is a little dusty but perfectly serviceable .

[Nick]

Were you wearing a scarf?

[apc2010]

I have been in my shed playing with compost this is akin to plating in the sand pit when your were a kid except I didn't find any cat shit which what invariably happened to me.

I also seem  to have found JOM's didder.  It is a little dusty but perfectly serviceable .

plating ..??

[Pastis]

Good grief do they think you are a cash cow?

Take full advantage of your 'hero' status and milk it for all it is worth. 

I saw what you did there      Very good MissC, have a Gold star.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Were you wearing a scarf?

I was as it happened but it was full of foam and had sparkly bits on it.

I was using Mr C's favorite mixing bowl for the compost I am sure he will never notice.

[Snoopy]

If he does tell him he's a Yorkshire man and where there's muck there's brass. He'll understand.

Happy to help that's me 

[Nick]

Growler is getting all steamed up about royal fashionwear 

[Barman]

Growler is getting all steamed up about royal fashionwear 

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