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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7755 on: February 23, 2011, 07:13:54 PM »
Incontinence is a terrible thing  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7756 on: February 23, 2011, 07:16:39 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 23, 2011, 07:13:54 PM
Incontinence is a terrible thing  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7757 on: February 23, 2011, 10:17:03 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 23, 2011, 07:13:54 PM
Incontinence is a terrible thing  noooo:

Og I have a bucket for that. ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7758 on: February 23, 2011, 10:59:24 PM »
I have been walking in Somerset, Withypool to be exact...

I have had a couple of pints at The Royal Oak in Luxborough...

I have had fish & chips from Williton...

I had a piss at Kilve Beach on the way back and got rid of the two pints I had earlier

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7759 on: February 23, 2011, 11:00:40 PM »
Kilve beach  cloud9: - walking the dog with mum  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7760 on: February 23, 2011, 11:20:17 PM »
I was thinking of this thread yesterday when I saw a news item on Gadaffi...

I am not in Venezuela, I am in Tripoli, seriously and dangerously  whacky115
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7761 on: February 24, 2011, 05:34:13 AM »
Quote from: Pastis on February 23, 2011, 11:20:17 PM
I was thinking of this thread yesterday when I saw a news item on Gadaffi...

I am not in Venezuela, I am in Tripoli, seriously and dangerously  whacky115

Gadaffi has posted on the pub!  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7762 on: February 24, 2011, 07:29:30 AM »
It's a new VP game - we all have to pick a deranged , militant, power crazed world leader and post as them for the day and we have to guess who you are .

The prize - world peace , or total annihilation - it's a fine line   lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7763 on: February 24, 2011, 07:31:23 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 24, 2011, 07:29:30 AM
It's a new VP game - we all have to pick a deranged , militant, power crazed world leader and post as them for the day and we have to guess who you are .

The prize - world peace , or total annihilation - it's a fine line   lol:

Oh noes... I couldn't pretend to be crazed or deranged....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7764 on: February 24, 2011, 08:11:55 AM »
Today I will mostly be freezing my bollix off whilst some double glazing is fitted.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7765 on: February 24, 2011, 08:13:45 AM »
I'm waiting for a parcel on Mini bits...  evil:

The tracking information says they 'attempted to deliver' at 08:30 yesterday....  ::)

Bastards!  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7766 on: February 24, 2011, 08:49:18 AM »
Quote from: Barman on February 24, 2011, 08:13:45 AM
I'm waiting for a parcel on Mini bits...  evil:

The tracking information says they 'attempted to deliver' at 08:30 yesterday....  ::)

Bastards!  Banghead

As I have to be here today I could virtually take it in for you. angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7767 on: February 24, 2011, 08:54:08 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 24, 2011, 08:49:18 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 24, 2011, 08:13:45 AM
I'm waiting for a parcel on Mini bits...  evil:

The tracking information says they 'attempted to deliver' at 08:30 yesterday....  ::)

Bastards!  Banghead

As I have to be here today I could virtually take it in for you. angel1

Perfect!  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7768 on: February 24, 2011, 09:13:08 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 24, 2011, 08:11:55 AM
Today I will mostly be freezing my bollix off

Maggie!  worthy: worthy:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7769 on: February 24, 2011, 09:18:18 AM »
Waiting at home for some old git to come and collect and old puter that will be "spiced up and used for elderly or handicapped people".

I thought I would do my charitable bit for the day. But this old git keeps phoning me to find out where I live, it is not fooking rocket science to find my place! I have now been speaking with him over the last 35 minutes and he still cannot work it out. It might be easier to put it in the bin!

Hopefully this twat will not be the one who does the refurbishing.
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