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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7875 on: February 28, 2011, 09:44:52 AM »
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Quote from: Miss Creant on February 28, 2011, 08:35:09 AM
Body shell you say...are you making a giant beetle per chance? whistle:

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Don't you have panting to attend to....?

I am just practising...Would hate to get it wrong. angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7876 on: February 28, 2011, 10:02:44 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 28, 2011, 09:44:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2011, 08:52:00 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 28, 2011, 08:35:09 AM
Body shell you say...are you making a giant beetle per chance? whistle:

doh:

Don't you have panting to attend to....?

I am just practising...Would hate to get it wrong. angel1

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7877 on: February 28, 2011, 10:06:16 AM »
I have just ripped off half my face with Sellotape. cussing: sad24:





It's Nicks fault
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7878 on: February 28, 2011, 10:07:07 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 28, 2011, 10:06:16 AM
I have just ripped off half my face with Sellotape. cussing: sad24:

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I bet you are panting now!  point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7879 on: February 28, 2011, 10:08:27 AM »
No I am saying over and over again 'gosh that hurt'.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7880 on: February 28, 2011, 10:12:35 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 28, 2011, 10:08:27 AM
No I am saying over and over again 'gosh that hurt'.

There is no swear filter here... let it out girl!  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7881 on: February 28, 2011, 10:34:20 AM »
Since then I have hit my head twice on a steel girder...Fuck fuckety fuck. sad32:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7882 on: February 28, 2011, 10:36:39 AM »
Is the girder damaged?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7883 on: February 28, 2011, 10:37:52 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 28, 2011, 10:36:39 AM
Is the girder damaged?

The RSPCG should be contacted....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7884 on: February 28, 2011, 11:09:28 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7885 on: February 28, 2011, 11:35:29 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 28, 2011, 08:17:29 AM
Today I will mostly be planting and poprobably panting too.

Should this be in the Oscars thread?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7886 on: February 28, 2011, 12:22:15 PM »
 lol: Indeed it should as I am unable to collect it in person I will expect it in the post.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7887 on: February 28, 2011, 01:44:15 PM »
That brought back memories of Ken Dodd on stage...  cloud9:

What a beautiful day for shoving a cucumber through your letterbox Mrs and shouting, "hey up, the Martians are here"
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7888 on: February 28, 2011, 01:51:46 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on February 28, 2011, 01:44:15 PM
That brought back memories of Ken Dodd on stage...  cloud9:

What a beautiful day for shoving a cucumber through your letterbox Mrs and shouting, "hey up, the Martians are here"

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7889 on: February 28, 2011, 02:16:32 PM »
When I heard him tell it he specified Ann Widdecombe's letter box  razz:
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