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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7890 on: February 28, 2011, 02:27:14 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 28, 2011, 02:16:32 PM
When I heard him tell it he specified Ann Widdecombe's letter box  razz:

I should have thought that was glued shut.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7891 on: February 28, 2011, 02:32:13 PM »
I have just completed a tedious 60 page report for a client  surrender:

I called them with a query and was praised to the skies for my last one which was last month and which I had dismissed from my memory. Seems it has caused a stir in some quarters

http://www.guardian.co.uk/money/2011/feb/26/women-managerial-career-success?INTCMP=SRCH
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7892 on: February 28, 2011, 02:37:43 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 28, 2011, 02:27:14 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 28, 2011, 02:16:32 PM
When I heard him tell it he specified Ann Widdecombe's letter box  razz:

I should have thought that was glued shut.


Nah ~ Jesus laid his hands upon it and lo it was healed  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7893 on: February 28, 2011, 02:40:45 PM »
I wouldn't, not even with Jesus's  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7894 on: February 28, 2011, 02:43:19 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 28, 2011, 02:40:45 PM
I wouldn't, not even with Jesus's  noooo:
What about sitting on his right hand?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7895 on: February 28, 2011, 02:45:09 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 28, 2011, 02:43:19 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 28, 2011, 02:40:45 PM
I wouldn't, not even with Jesus's  noooo:
What about sitting on his right hand?


It's a worry ~ every time I hear a vicar say it I panic  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7896 on: February 28, 2011, 04:40:57 PM »
LL has been buying baby stuff...

My suggestion that "baby stuff is cheaper here because it doesn't have to meet such rigorous safety standards" went down quite well...  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7897 on: February 28, 2011, 04:41:42 PM »
A babby  cloud9:  When is she due?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7898 on: February 28, 2011, 04:47:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 28, 2011, 04:41:42 PM
A babby  cloud9:  When is she due?


Baby food? ~ Could be she intends to knock what remains of his teeth out  boxing
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7899 on: February 28, 2011, 05:51:29 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 28, 2011, 04:41:42 PM
A babby  cloud9:  When is she due?

Saturday...  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7900 on: February 28, 2011, 05:53:13 PM »
We must get knitting  angel1

If it's a gerl Tipsy can send nail varnish. Unless it's another gayer, like  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7901 on: February 28, 2011, 05:53:39 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 28, 2011, 05:53:13 PM
We must get knitting  angel1

If it's a gerl Tipsy can send nail varnish. Unless it's another gayer, like  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7902 on: February 28, 2011, 07:27:00 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 28, 2011, 05:53:13 PM
We must get knitting  angel1

If it's a gerl Tipsy can send nail varnish. Unless it's another gayer, like  rubschin:

Fiddlesticks, I just put 3 pairs in the post on Saturday.  I would have kept them back if I had known.  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7903 on: February 28, 2011, 07:29:27 PM »
3 pairs?  eeek:  Do you have only 6 fingers????

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7904 on: February 28, 2011, 07:35:08 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 28, 2011, 07:29:27 PM
3 pairs?  eeek:  Do you have only 6 fingers????

Forest of Dean  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

KNITTING NEEDLES!  Stupid boy.  ::)
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