The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Pirate]

I'd like to thank Miss D for a wonderful couple of days of good company, good food etc...












I say I'd like to...but I wasn't there...

[Just One More]

Oh JOM - a lady never tells 

So, go on then 

[Barman]

Oh JOM - a lady never tells 

So, go on then 

[Miss Demeanour]

 

You know me too well.

I actually thought about you today Pirate  - we went past this place doing Pirate and Princess themed parties. I look good in a tiara 

[Pirate]

I imagine think you would look good in anything...

[Miss Demeanour]

That eye patch really works doesn't it 

[Pirate]

No...take it off...

[Nick]

Mr Thread? I see Mr Gutter will be along shortly

[Just One More]

I'm resisting mentioning a pirate's eye Nick    Doh! 

[Pirate]

  Is that the same as referees eye...as in:

"He's only got one eye...and that's at the end of his dick..."

[Nick]

At last, welcome Mr Gutter

[Pirate]

JOM started it...it's his fault

[Miss Demeanour]

I am happiest in the gutter 

This from the Phantom Pussy Possessor 

[Nick]

Jim was canoodling with Fluffy earlier 

[Pirate]

Do you mean Jim or JOM?