The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

They are all women.

Start off with a joke!

I recommend something like "Shouldn't you all be at home doing the ironing?" or some such... 

[Miss Demeanour]

You may need your own speech therapist to help with your recovery 

[Barman]

You may need your own speech therapist to help with your recovery 

Moi? 

[Just One More]

Off to Telford shortly to say cheerio to Malc, dark suit, black tie. Apparently a couple of hymns and three pieces of music he liked will form part of the service. I'm sure one will be Santana's "Samba Pa Ti", god alone know what the others will be, he liked Ozzy Osbourne    These modern ways 

Malc was never a religious type so he requested no hymns. I'd like to think he's now reunited with Lorna.

The order of songs was "Shine On You Crazy Diamond" (Pink Floyd), "Days" (The Kinks), "Why Worry" (Dire Straits), and Freebird (Lynyrd Skynyrd). I couldn't help smiling at the coffin and thinking they haven't given him enough room to air guitar 

[Barman]

Off to Telford shortly to say cheerio to Malc, dark suit, black tie. Apparently a couple of hymns and three pieces of music he liked will form part of the service. I'm sure one will be Santana's "Samba Pa Ti", god alone know what the others will be, he liked Ozzy Osbourne    These modern ways 

Malc was never a religious type so he requested no hymns. I'd like to think he's now reunited with Lorna.

The order of songs was "Shine On You Crazy Diamond" (Pink Floyd), "Days" (The Kinks), "Why Worry" (Dire Straits), and Freebird (Lynyrd Skynyrd). I couldn't help smiling at the coffin and thinking they haven't given him enough room to air guitar 

 

[Just One More]

Off to work in a few minutes. The main event today is RL at The Stoop. Can the mighty Quins defeat the Giants and make it four from four 

The shirt is in the car, as are thermal base layers to go below (do I also do my bit for cancer research and go for the away shirt?) It's alright for the players, they're running around 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Sounds like you are on for a good one JOM.

Today I will mainly be playing with polythene.

[Just One More]

Sounds like you are on for a good one JOM.Today I will mainly be playing with polythene.

10 - 18 

It's those pink and white shirts I tells ya.... even the socks were pink and white 

[Miss Demeanour]

Being a nurse to my hangover 

There was some bloke who used to work there but now lives and works in Prague. He had a bit to drink  and then went on to say he had always liked me and how could I have not known this when he worked there 

Cos he never feckin said - 

And they say wimmin are complicated 

[Just One More]

Maybe it's the axe that scares the male gender 

[Miss Demeanour]

Or the tongue 

[Just One More]

errrrr, no 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Off to work in a few minutes. The main event today is RL at The Stoop. Can the mighty Quins defeat the Giants and make it four from four 

The shirt is in the car, as are thermal base layers to go below (do I also do my bit for cancer research and go for the away shirt?) It's alright for the players, they're running around 

Now I have an image of seaside rock, oh and now...   

and  I hope I hit preview before I post this...

[Just One More]

Off to work in a few minutes. The main event today is RL at The Stoop. Can the mighty Quins defeat the Giants and make it four from four 

The shirt is in the car, as are thermal base layers to go below (do I also do my bit for cancer research and go for the away shirt?) It's alright for the players, they're running around 

Now I have an image of seaside rock, oh and now...   

and  I hope I hit preview before I post this...

It was far more pink than I thought, even the mud doesn't soften it, see here but at least plenty was being raised for cancer awareness last night

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Off to work in a few minutes. The main event today is RL at The Stoop. Can the mighty Quins defeat the Giants and make it four from four 

The shirt is in the car, as are thermal base layers to go below (do I also do my bit for cancer research and go for the away shirt?) It's alright for the players, they're running around 

Now I have an image of seaside rock, oh and now...   

and  I hope I hit preview before I post this...

It was far more pink than I thought, even the mud doesn't soften it, see here but at least plenty was being raised for cancer awareness last night

OOOhhhh thanks....     lycra