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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8310 on: March 14, 2011, 10:06:08 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8311 on: March 14, 2011, 10:09:55 AM »
 nonono: nonono:

I was here yesterday.

http://www.nothingtoseehere.net/2009/03/the_old_pier_bookshop_morecamb.html




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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8312 on: March 14, 2011, 10:42:28 AM »
nonono: nonono:

I was here yesterday.

http://www.nothingtoseehere.net/2009/03/the_old_pier_bookshop_morecamb.html




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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8313 on: March 14, 2011, 10:48:38 AM »
I was here yesterday.

http://www.nothingtoseehere.net/2009/03/the_old_pier_bookshop_morecamb.html




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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8314 on: March 14, 2011, 11:25:12 AM »
nonono: nonono:

I was here yesterday.

http://www.nothingtoseehere.net/2009/03/the_old_pier_bookshop_morecamb.html




Worth a trip back there just to spend a few hours rootling around. cloud9:


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The all new "Where are you today?" thread

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noooo: Yesterday was today yesterday, silly face, today was tomorrow then.


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8315 on: March 14, 2011, 11:29:05 AM »
I am back!

A predictable waste of my time and NHS resources  ::)

Dr: How have you been?

Me: Fine as I am sure you know from the remote heart monitor printouts you get and the bloodtests taken last week at my local surgery.

Dr *Cough* Not been too well myself

Me: Sorry to hear that, hope you'll be better soon .... see you in six months?

Dr: Yes 6 months it is then, Cheerio and do try to stop smoking........ *Cough, Cough, Hack*

Me (Thinks "Hope whatever is wrong with him isn't catching") Cheerio then.

Return to car to find three doctors standing in the car park smoking like fecking chimneys

Why the fvck do I go there?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8316 on: March 14, 2011, 12:00:14 PM »
nonono: nonono:

I was here yesterday.

http://www.nothingtoseehere.net/2009/03/the_old_pier_bookshop_morecamb.html




Worth a trip back there just to spend a few hours rootling around. cloud9:


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The all new "Where are you today?" thread

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noooo: Yesterday was today yesterday, silly face, today was tomorrow then.




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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8317 on: March 14, 2011, 12:25:43 PM »
nonono: nonono:

I was here yesterday.

http://www.nothingtoseehere.net/2009/03/the_old_pier_bookshop_morecamb.html




Worth a trip back there just to spend a few hours rootling around. cloud9:


**cough**

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The all new "Where are you today?" thread

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noooo: Yesterday was today yesterday, silly face, today was tomorrow then.




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Makes perfect sense to me  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8318 on: March 14, 2011, 02:39:07 PM »
Thank you Snoopy. smile:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8319 on: March 15, 2011, 06:09:59 AM »
Trying to get out of here but someone's nicked the door knob.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8320 on: March 15, 2011, 07:22:30 AM »
Trying to get out of here but someone's nicked the door knob.

Nicked? You mean missing or Nicked as in gubbed, destroyed, put in the microwave...?

I'm off to Pafos, get my tyre repaired, buy some stuff and lunch with Kafenes....
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8321 on: March 15, 2011, 07:30:33 AM »
I shall be at the office for an hour, then site visits for most of the day. Forecast is for +16 which for this time of the year is Smugtastic (© Barman 2011)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8322 on: March 15, 2011, 07:33:31 AM »
Taking my car in for a service and MOT   scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8323 on: March 15, 2011, 07:38:11 AM »
How far is the walk back?  point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8324 on: March 15, 2011, 07:47:58 AM »
Gatwick :-)