The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

I am werking in bed 

[Miss Demeanour]

I am mid puter training.......threshold set between bored rigid to semi consciousness 

[Nick]

ANd that is just the trainees 

[tel]

Had a red nose shoved on my face and my piccie taken.

[Miss Demeanour]

Oh yes I meant them ......not helped by the fact that the were all on the lash last night for Paddy's day  

[Nick]

But with all that Young's you must already have your own red nose, like

[tel]

But with all that Young's you must already have your own red nose, like

Guinness last night.

TMR left me on my own last night - Mad Mandy was still there though, celebrating her 50th - not good.

[Nick]

I have just helped the svelte redhead with another large parcel. She gave me a kiss on the cheek 

I have gone all gooey

[tel]

Yeuck 

[Pastis]

I have just helped the svelte redhead with another large parcel. She gave me a kiss on the cheek 

I have gone all gooey

An avuncular experience for her probably at best 

Here, I have just unpacked shopping. The energy saving lamp was taped shut to prevent opening; I've opened it, the glass is broken 

[tel]

Don't you now have to declare it a hazard zone?

[Pastis]

I could pour water over it to prevent radiation leakage I s'pose 

[tel]

Did you inhale?

[Pastis]

No, but I swore loudly. Does that count?

[Miss Demeanour]

We shall have to check you over with the gurgle counter