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Offline tel

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8475 on: March 20, 2011, 02:05:59 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8476 on: March 20, 2011, 02:06:34 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8477 on: March 20, 2011, 02:07:34 PM »
I thought that was a kind of lobster  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8478 on: March 20, 2011, 02:10:18 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 20, 2011, 02:07:34 PM
I thought that was a kind of lobster  rubschin:

Wot? Shrugs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8479 on: March 20, 2011, 02:13:40 PM »
Quote from a school essay written, naturally, by an American kid:
"Lobsters, crabs and things are called Crusty Asians"  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8480 on: March 20, 2011, 02:21:18 PM »
I was right  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8481 on: March 20, 2011, 02:49:47 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 20, 2011, 11:00:11 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2011, 10:04:39 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 20, 2011, 09:47:06 AM
How's the accent coming along Miss C ?  lol:
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How's t'accent. . . .

'ow's t'accent........ shoorly

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plane....

Not one of them understood a word I said which suits me just fine.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8482 on: March 20, 2011, 03:13:38 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 20, 2011, 02:49:47 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 20, 2011, 11:00:11 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2011, 10:04:39 AM
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How's the accent coming along Miss C ?  lol:
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How's t'accent. . . .

'ow's t'accent........ shoorly

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plane....

Not one of them understood a word I said which suits me just fine.

T'rain in't Spain goes mainly down t'drain  razz:

I know the feeling Miss C ~ They used to say I "talked too posh" to be understood.

This from people who mash tea, tie their boo-it laces and eat Cow Heel Pie  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8483 on: March 20, 2011, 03:16:44 PM »
I can hardly wait to visit  razz:

I did upset some managers in Newcastle once when I wisecracked that we had brought an interpreter  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8484 on: March 20, 2011, 05:12:23 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8485 on: March 20, 2011, 05:15:08 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8486 on: March 21, 2011, 06:36:24 AM »
Just had ten tonnes of gravel delivered so no guesses as to where I shall be today like....  surrender:


Have you any idea how big a pile ten tonnes of gravel makes...?  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8487 on: March 21, 2011, 06:52:13 AM »
Tipsy will know .... to the millimetre.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8488 on: March 21, 2011, 06:54:03 AM »
Does she have your location details ? ...she has contacts you know  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8489 on: March 21, 2011, 06:55:52 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 21, 2011, 06:36:24 AM
Just had ten tonnes of gravel delivered so no guesses as to where I shall be today like....  surrender:

Seeking Nick to tell him he's messed up the online ordering again  rubschin:


Quote from: Barman on March 21, 2011, 06:36:24 AM

Have you any idea how big a pile ten tonnes of gravel makes...?  sad24:

What size stone, is it igneous, is it sedimentary, is it single size, is it rounded, is it sharp, all have a bearing  lol:

Put the weight on the wheel, knee behind the handle of the shovel, and when loading always point the barrow in the direction you'll be heading. Tell "yer man"  happy088
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