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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8490 on: March 21, 2011, 06:57:17 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 21, 2011, 06:54:03 AM
Does she have your location details ? ...she has contacts you know  whistle:

Lorra people in lycra cycled past yesterday ~ I thought "Eh-oop, that could be our Tipsy that could".
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8491 on: March 21, 2011, 06:57:59 AM »
Did you check their nails ?  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8492 on: March 21, 2011, 07:02:04 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 21, 2011, 06:57:59 AM
Did you check their nails ?  ;)

Noooooo ~ I was parked, waiting for the boys to come out of band practice, and in an idle moment I inadvertently watched the lycra clad arses. I still don't understand why people have to dress like that to ride a bike. noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8493 on: March 21, 2011, 07:04:10 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 21, 2011, 06:36:24 AM
Just had ten tonnes of gravel delivered so no guesses as to where I shall be today like....  surrender:


Have you any idea how big a pile ten tonnes of gravel makes...?  sad24:


LL will want it just right and raked daily.
 



Top tip. Put the hose over it to settle t'dust before you start shovelling.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8494 on: March 21, 2011, 07:17:12 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 21, 2011, 07:04:10 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 21, 2011, 06:36:24 AM
Just had ten tonnes of gravel delivered so no guesses as to where I shall be today like....  surrender:


Have you any idea how big a pile ten tonnes of gravel makes...?  sad24:


LL will want it just right and raked daily.
 



Top tip. Put the hose over it to settle t'dust before you start shovelling.

It is soaking wet already like....


Oh my poor back....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8495 on: March 21, 2011, 07:22:10 AM »
Today I will mostly erecting greenhouse staging. razz:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8496 on: March 21, 2011, 07:23:02 AM »
Soaking wet already ~ those bloody Cypriots sure know how to rip you off like.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8497 on: March 21, 2011, 07:23:59 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 21, 2011, 07:23:02 AM
Soaking wet already ~ those bloody Cypriots sure know how to rip you off like.  whistle:

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Six tonnes of gravel and four tonnes of water....?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8498 on: March 21, 2011, 07:30:46 AM »
Yup!

I remember me Granddad (a builder and keen gardener) once ordered some sand for his garden. When it arrived he struck his finger into the load and some sand stuck to it. "You can take that straight back" he told the lorry driver. "I'm not paying for water!"
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8499 on: March 21, 2011, 12:01:39 PM »
Editing the magazine ... I do wish the contributors would use their spell checkers.  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8500 on: March 21, 2011, 12:03:41 PM »
Probably got the American version installed as standard  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8501 on: March 21, 2011, 12:37:16 PM »
I've just been out. It's Tit Monday  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8502 on: March 21, 2011, 12:41:11 PM »
Please tell me you got dressed first.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8503 on: March 21, 2011, 02:33:08 PM »
Fed up with typing I thought I'd nip down to Sainsbugs, fill the Land Rover
and use their photo booth to get a picture for my passport renewal.

£65 to fill up with diesel and a fiver for the pictures! sad32:

When I looked at the piccies I thought "I might as well have saved the fiver and cut me dad's picture out of his bus pass" ..... I am getting old  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8504 on: March 21, 2011, 02:35:00 PM »
Oh my poor back like....  noooo:
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