The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

You might find your scarf.

[Snoopy]

Believe it or not:

I have been negotiating a price for Dog Poo bags on behalf of the Community Council.

Sometimes I wonder at the things I let myself get talked into 

[Nick]

 

The Big Society?

[Miss Demeanour]

Believe it or not:

I have been negotiating a price for Dog Poo bags on behalf of the Community Council.

Sometimes I wonder at the things I let myself get talked into 

Did you declare a self interest ?

[Snoopy]

Believe it or not:

I have been negotiating a price for Dog Poo bags on behalf of the Community Council.

Sometimes I wonder at the things I let myself get talked into 

Did you declare a self interest ?

No but I did get 20% off 

The Big Society?

Exactly!

"God helps them as help themselves" as Mother used to say.



Oh and Miss D ..... Father always used to say "It's a poor dog that doesn't know its own sh*t"

[Pastis]

I have just got back from Dagenham. Not a trip I relish repeating    However I did get a view of the Olympic Park building site  . I don't think I'll be going there either. 

[Nick]

I have conquered the bathroom 

Now for the kitchen 

[Snoopy]

I'd have left it Nick .... any burglars would have taken one look and said "Nah, somebody has beaten us to it, let's try next door" 


Unless they were  in which case they'd have tidied up and left a quiche in the oven for you.

[Nick]

Perhaps Tipsy could hel

Nah, forget it 

[Barman]

Oh my poor back... I'm exhaust-

[tel]

Just dug up some potatoes - should have done it before Xmas.

[Miss Demeanour]

Were they going to be presents ? 

[Barman]

Were they going to be presents ? 

  

[Snoopy]

Were they going to be presents ? 

 

[Darwins Selection]

Were they going to be presents ?