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[Barman]

NEXT Sunday of course. (Growler ranting about potholes now on Faceache  )

Not this coming Sunday then...?

Is that some kind of Cyprus sex festival?

Dirty boy! 

[apc2010]

Oh gawd ...when is that hideous event upon us ????

Mothering Sunday is on 3rd April

Oh and the clocks go FORWARD on March 27th at 2am.
(So reset them on Saturday 26th when you go to bed or you will be all out of kilter come Sunday morning and may miss the church service)

This Sunday then...? 

Correctomondo BM .... This coming Sunday just about covers it ~ although I gather that Switzerland did it last weekend..... Or maybe Lil Bruvver was pished when he got off the plane. 

So when is easter like........

[Nick]

When Matron gives you an egg

[Barman]

Oh gawd ...when is that hideous event upon us ????

Mothering Sunday is on 3rd April

Oh and the clocks go FORWARD on March 27th at 2am.
(So reset them on Saturday 26th when you go to bed or you will be all out of kilter come Sunday morning and may miss the church service)

This Sunday then...? 

Correctomondo BM .... This coming Sunday just about covers it ~ although I gather that Switzerland did it last weekend..... Or maybe Lil Bruvver was pished when he got off the plane. 

So when is easter like........

22-25 April...?

[Snoopy]

Oh gawd ...when is that hideous event upon us ????

Mothering Sunday is on 3rd April

Oh and the clocks go FORWARD on March 27th at 2am.
(So reset them on Saturday 26th when you go to bed or you will be all out of kilter come Sunday morning and may miss the church service)

This Sunday then...? 

Correctomondo BM .... This coming Sunday just about covers it ~ although I gather that Switzerland did it last weekend..... Or maybe Lil Bruvver was pished when he got off the plane. 

So when is easter like........

22-25 April...?

10/10
Unless you are Greek Orthodox or Russian 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Off to fuel my car up.... again.  Has it gone up again yet?  I was at work like. 

[Nick]

I never look. It costs what it costs. Aren't you on expenses?

[Pirate]

I never look. It costs what it costs. Aren't you on expenses?

If you look around you can get it up 7 or 8 pence cheaper. Why is that? Why is there a difference? I drove through Cheltenham today and at Shell it was 136.9 and a hundred yards down the road Texaco was 143.9...  Who in their right mind would drive past the Shell garage to get to the Texaco one?   (Nick apart, cos that's wot it costs like)(I tried to smite him, but it wouldn't let me  )

[Snoopy]

Click on the heart under his avatart ~ then select one of the two options, click on that.

It ain't difficult.

If that doesn't work follow your instincts and invent a statement. 

[Pirate]

I tried that...it told me to pick on someone else...

[Snoopy]

 

And did that someone else fall down the stairs on the way to the cells?

[Pirate]

 

[Snoopy]

And unfortunately hit his face on every one of the fourteen steps on the way down.


I really did hear that one in Barnet Nick one night. 

[Darwins Selection]

And unfortunately hit his face on every one of the fourteen steps on the way down.


I really did hear that one in Barnet Nick one night. 

The Met version of 'a clip round the ear from the village Bobby' ?

[Snoopy]

And unfortunately hit his face on every one of the fourteen steps on the way down.


I really did hear that one in Barnet Nick one night. 

The Met version of 'a clip round the ear from the village Bobby' ?

Two WPC's (as we used to call them) who were "interviewing" a rape suspect we caught on a university campus we provided security for. The DS on duty had our prisoner put in the cells and sent the laydees to interview him.