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Offline Nick

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8625 on: March 23, 2011, 02:34:30 PM »
Nope, that would put them off  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8626 on: March 23, 2011, 02:48:16 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 23, 2011, 02:34:30 PM
Nope, that would put them off  noooo:



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8627 on: March 23, 2011, 03:05:54 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 23, 2011, 02:34:30 PM
Nope, that would put them off  noooo:

Next to you I don't think they would even notice my shortcomings  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8628 on: March 23, 2011, 03:08:08 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8629 on: March 23, 2011, 04:06:27 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 23, 2011, 03:05:54 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 23, 2011, 02:34:30 PM
Nope, that would put them off  noooo:

Next to you I don't think they would even notice my shortcomings  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8630 on: March 23, 2011, 04:58:52 PM »
This afternoon I have been to the opticians for my annual eye test. (Annual because of diabetes) .... He expressed surprised that my prescription hasn't changed in ten years.

The ear doc says I have the hearing of a 30 year old, the optician says I have the eyesight of someone at least ten years younger than I am, the physio says the body is a bit overweight but in good condition, the GP says I am in good general health and I have good muscle tone for a man in his sixties  .... It's just the heart that's buggered.

Ah well ~ can't have it all I suppose. tunble:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8631 on: March 23, 2011, 05:00:09 PM »
Do they do willy tests on the NHS? WIth nurses, like?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8632 on: March 23, 2011, 05:02:59 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 23, 2011, 05:00:09 PM
Do they do willy tests on the NHS? WIth nurses, like?


No they just give you magazines and tell you to DIY .... BUPA on the other hand ......
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8633 on: March 23, 2011, 05:04:21 PM »
I have done it privately. Cost me £400  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8634 on: March 23, 2011, 05:15:58 PM »
See what I mean?  Did you get a nurse to help you?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8635 on: March 23, 2011, 05:23:11 PM »
That would have been extra. And it was hot day  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8636 on: March 23, 2011, 05:53:45 PM »
I just know that I am going to regret this but what bearing does 'it was a hot day' have on matters?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8637 on: March 23, 2011, 05:55:47 PM »
Ask Mr C to explain  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8638 on: March 23, 2011, 05:58:12 PM »
And when he does let me know because he lost me too.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8639 on: March 23, 2011, 06:01:24 PM »
OK. Never give a sperm sample to a nurse in an airless room in July while wearing a suit. OK?  evil:
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