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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8640 on: March 23, 2011, 06:05:27 PM »
If you say so.



I do know they are not keen on saliva in the sample.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8641 on: March 23, 2011, 06:05:49 PM »
You spilt your spilt seed as it were. eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8642 on: March 23, 2011, 06:06:37 PM »
ANd it cost me £400  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8643 on: March 23, 2011, 06:12:55 PM »
Plus the dry-cleaning I would imagine. spider:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8644 on: March 23, 2011, 06:17:00 PM »
Here we go again .... Off to do the pick-up and drop off of a number of boys who are going to their Fencing lessons.


SWWLTBO is, of course, werking this evening .... 15.00 to 21.00 .... so I have to pick the little buggers up as well!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8645 on: March 23, 2011, 06:17:42 PM »
ANd it cost me £400  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:


I got mine done free on the NHS.  whistle:


Nurse who gave me the sample pot said "DIY but your wife can help ..... but no saliva please"

I presume this was a common problem for them.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8646 on: March 23, 2011, 06:18:47 PM »
Here we go again .... Off to do the pick-up and drop off of a number of boys who are going to their Fencing lessons.


SWWLTBO is, of course, werking this evening .... 15.00 to 21.00 .... so I have to pick the little buggers up as well!
I am sure the THW is cooking for all







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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8647 on: March 23, 2011, 06:20:10 PM »
ANd it cost me £400  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:


I got mine done free on the NHS.  whistle:


Nurse who gave me the sample pot said "DIY but your wife can help ..... but no saliva please"

My taxes pay for your wank  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8648 on: March 23, 2011, 06:23:46 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8649 on: March 23, 2011, 07:01:59 PM »
Plus the dry-cleaning I would imagine. spider:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8650 on: March 23, 2011, 07:09:44 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8651 on: March 23, 2011, 08:23:41 PM »
I am exhaustimicated . Really hard session at the gym , come home clean up and then cook and then clean up again. Bath and now chillax  cloud9:

Tomorrow - spa afternoon with the girls followed by curry  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8652 on: March 23, 2011, 08:29:56 PM »
You must need a big one inside you  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8653 on: March 23, 2011, 08:30:44 PM »
Something hot and spicy ???
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8654 on: March 23, 2011, 08:30:57 PM »
I am exhaustimicated . Really hard session at the gym , come home clean up and then cook and then clean up again. Bath and now chillax  cloud9:

Tomorrow - spa afternoon with the girls followed by curry  cloud9:

Is that not defeating the object...