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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8700 on: March 26, 2011, 04:39:38 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 26, 2011, 04:36:02 PM
Is that some sort of exotic sausage??

Noooooo...it's that veggie thing that makes your wee smell.............. ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8701 on: March 26, 2011, 04:42:17 PM »
I don't sniff my wee, but each to his own
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8702 on: March 26, 2011, 05:43:09 PM »
Trade show this morning, then client visit, then home, then shopping ...  surrender:

However, I did manage to avoid demonstrators various  ::)

WTF has this got to do with cuts?   whacky115


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8703 on: March 26, 2011, 05:44:09 PM »
I am meant to be going into town tonight  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8704 on: March 26, 2011, 05:48:24 PM »
Haven't you got special, secret, hotline numbers 'n' maps 'n' stuff about it?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8705 on: March 26, 2011, 06:01:01 PM »
Yeah ..and that advises don't go into town  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8706 on: March 26, 2011, 06:02:40 PM »
Tonight I have to go out to watch an elvis impersonator .....
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8707 on: March 26, 2011, 06:11:26 PM »
 2gayers:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8708 on: March 26, 2011, 06:13:23 PM »
oh noes........wiv lots of ladies like......... lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8709 on: March 26, 2011, 06:14:25 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 26, 2011, 06:02:40 PM
Tonight I have to go out to watch an elvis impersonator .....

Oh gawd...

He often comes to the village - I'd rather pull out my own spleen with a rusty pair of Mole Grips than see Elvis...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8710 on: March 26, 2011, 06:23:50 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 26, 2011, 06:14:25 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 26, 2011, 06:02:40 PM
Tonight I have to go out to watch an elvis impersonator .....

Oh gawd...

He often comes to the village - I'd rather pull out my own spleen with a rusty pair of Mole Grips than see Elvis...  noooo:

Not Chris KIng .....Danny more of a piss take ......but I have to go .....anyhoo beers.... cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8711 on: March 26, 2011, 06:27:18 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 26, 2011, 06:23:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 26, 2011, 06:14:25 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 26, 2011, 06:02:40 PM
Tonight I have to go out to watch an elvis impersonator .....

Oh gawd...

He often comes to the village - I'd rather pull out my own spleen with a rusty pair of Mole Grips than see Elvis...  noooo:

Not Chris KIng .....Danny more of a piss take ......but I have to go .....anyhoo beers.... cloud9:

Good luck with that... I would rather have pulled out my own spleen with a rusty pair of Mole Grips than see the real Elvis - let alone a second-rate impersonator....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8712 on: March 26, 2011, 06:32:47 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 26, 2011, 06:27:18 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 26, 2011, 06:23:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 26, 2011, 06:14:25 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 26, 2011, 06:02:40 PM
Tonight I have to go out to watch an elvis impersonator .....

Oh gawd...

He often comes to the village - I'd rather pull out my own spleen with a rusty pair of Mole Grips than see Elvis...  noooo:

Not Chris KIng .....Danny more of a piss take ......but I have to go .....anyhoo beers.... cloud9:

Good luck with that... I would rather have pulled out my own spleen with a rusty pair of Mole Grips than see the real Elvis - let alone a second-rate impersonator....  noooo:

Was gonna book him for the Smug club xmas party....... rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8713 on: March 26, 2011, 06:37:36 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 26, 2011, 06:32:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 26, 2011, 06:27:18 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 26, 2011, 06:23:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 26, 2011, 06:14:25 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 26, 2011, 06:02:40 PM
Tonight I have to go out to watch an elvis impersonator .....

Oh gawd...

He often comes to the village - I'd rather pull out my own spleen with a rusty pair of Mole Grips than see Elvis...  noooo:

Not Chris KIng .....Danny more of a piss take ......but I have to go .....anyhoo beers.... cloud9:

Good luck with that... I would rather have pulled out my own spleen with a rusty pair of Mole Grips than see the real Elvis - let alone a second-rate impersonator....  noooo:

Was gonna book him for the Smug club xmas party....... rubschin:

Yes do that... get me a pair of rusty Mole Grips too - I'll be the warm up act for him...  ::)

Get that Elton John impersonator too - christus, if I want to see Elton John I'll splash out and see the real one in Vegas - not some half baked idiot in a wig and sparkly sunglasses in the local taverna....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8714 on: March 26, 2011, 06:39:44 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 26, 2011, 06:37:36 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 26, 2011, 06:32:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 26, 2011, 06:27:18 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 26, 2011, 06:23:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 26, 2011, 06:14:25 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 26, 2011, 06:02:40 PM
Tonight I have to go out to watch an elvis impersonator .....

Oh gawd...

He often comes to the village - I'd rather pull out my own spleen with a rusty pair of Mole Grips than see Elvis...  noooo:

Not Chris KIng .....Danny more of a piss take ......but I have to go .....anyhoo beers.... cloud9:

Good luck with that... I would rather have pulled out my own spleen with a rusty pair of Mole Grips than see the real Elvis - let alone a second-rate impersonator....  noooo:

Was gonna book him for the Smug club xmas party....... rubschin:

Yes do that... get me a pair of rusty Mole Grips too - I'll be the warm up act for him...  ::)

Get that Elton John impersonator too - christus, if I want to see Elton John I'll splash out and see the real one in Vegas - not some half baked idiot in a wig and sparkly sunglasses in the local taverna....  noooo:


Now that bloke is a twat.....................wish I hadn't booked him for your b/day now ... whistle:
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