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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8715 on: March 26, 2011, 06:41:36 PM »
Tonight I have to go out to watch an elvis impersonator .....

Oh gawd...

He often comes to the village - I'd rather pull out my own spleen with a rusty pair of Mole Grips than see Elvis...  noooo:

Not Chris KIng .....Danny more of a piss take ......but I have to go .....anyhoo beers.... cloud9:

Good luck with that... I would rather have pulled out my own spleen with a rusty pair of Mole Grips than see the real Elvis - let alone a second-rate impersonator....  noooo:

Was gonna book him for the Smug club xmas party....... rubschin:

Yes do that... get me a pair of rusty Mole Grips too - I'll be the warm up act for him...  ::)

Get that Elton John impersonator too - christus, if I want to see Elton John I'll splash out and see the real one in Vegas - not some half baked idiot in a wig and sparkly sunglasses in the local taverna....  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8716 on: March 26, 2011, 06:43:00 PM »
Trade show this morning, then client visit, then home, then shopping ...  surrender:

However, I did manage to avoid demonstrators various  ::)

WTF has this got to do with cuts?   whacky115




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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8717 on: March 26, 2011, 06:44:07 PM »
Tonight I have to go out to watch an elvis impersonator .....

Oh gawd...

He often comes to the village - I'd rather pull out my own spleen with a rusty pair of Mole Grips than see Elvis...  noooo:

Not Chris KIng .....Danny more of a piss take ......but I have to go .....anyhoo beers.... cloud9:

Good luck with that... I would rather have pulled out my own spleen with a rusty pair of Mole Grips than see the real Elvis - let alone a second-rate impersonator....  noooo:

Was gonna book him for the Smug club xmas party....... rubschin:

Yes do that... get me a pair of rusty Mole Grips too - I'll be the warm up act for him...  ::)

Get that Elton John impersonator too - christus, if I want to see Elton John I'll splash out and see the real one in Vegas - not some half baked idiot in a wig and sparkly sunglasses in the local taverna....  noooo:


Now that bloke is a twat.....................wish I hadn't booked him for your b/day now ... whistle:

That should be fun... I'll club him to death with the Mole Grips before extracting my spleen....  whistle:

Couldn't you get that Abba group - they were okay...?

Or The Bootleg Beatles - I like them....  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8718 on: March 26, 2011, 06:45:53 PM »
Tonight I have to go out to watch an elvis impersonator .....

Oh gawd...

He often comes to the village - I'd rather pull out my own spleen with a rusty pair of Mole Grips than see Elvis...  noooo:

Not Chris KIng .....Danny more of a piss take ......but I have to go .....anyhoo beers.... cloud9:

Good luck with that... I would rather have pulled out my own spleen with a rusty pair of Mole Grips than see the real Elvis - let alone a second-rate impersonator....  noooo:

Was gonna book him for the Smug club xmas party....... rubschin:

Yes do that... get me a pair of rusty Mole Grips too - I'll be the warm up act for him...  ::)

Get that Elton John impersonator too - christus, if I want to see Elton John I'll splash out and see the real one in Vegas - not some half baked idiot in a wig and sparkly sunglasses in the local taverna....  noooo:

PT job?

No....  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8719 on: March 26, 2011, 06:53:33 PM »
Trade show this morning, then client visit, then home, then shopping ...  surrender:

However, I did manage to avoid demonstrators various  ::)

WTF has this got to do with cuts?   whacky115




Is that the Miliband brothers?

No, the Millitant bruvvers  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8720 on: March 26, 2011, 06:55:09 PM »
Tonight I have to go out to watch an elvis impersonator .....

Oh gawd...

He often comes to the village - I'd rather pull out my own spleen with a rusty pair of Mole Grips than see Elvis...  noooo:

Not Chris KIng .....Danny more of a piss take ......but I have to go .....anyhoo beers.... cloud9:

Good luck with that... I would rather have pulled out my own spleen with a rusty pair of Mole Grips than see the real Elvis - let alone a second-rate impersonator....  noooo:

Was gonna book him for the Smug club xmas party....... rubschin:

Yes do that... get me a pair of rusty Mole Grips too - I'll be the warm up act for him...  ::)

Get that Elton John impersonator too - christus, if I want to see Elton John I'll splash out and see the real one in Vegas - not some half baked idiot in a wig and sparkly sunglasses in the local taverna....  noooo:


Now that bloke is a twat.....................wish I hadn't booked him for your b/day now ... whistle:

That should be fun... I'll club him to death with the Mole Grips before extracting my spleen....  whistle:

Couldn't you get that Abba group - they were okay...?

Or The Bootleg Beatles - I like them....  cloud9:

The abba group includes the Elton John twat .......and the bird with a lisp .........

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8721 on: March 26, 2011, 06:56:06 PM »
Wait you don't mean the 2 girls on their own doing abba ....... cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8722 on: March 26, 2011, 07:07:25 PM »
Is it time for my Abba joke?  ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8723 on: March 26, 2011, 07:09:14 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8724 on: March 26, 2011, 07:09:53 PM »
Is it time for my Abba joke?  ;D

Yeah .....................anyhoo can't be bothered to go out night ....

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8725 on: March 26, 2011, 07:12:27 PM »
Is it time for my Abba joke?  ;D

Yeah .....................anyhoo can't be bothered to go out night ....

Good man!  happy088

Anyhooo... I dreamed I was making love to the blonde one out of Abba last night!

Shame it wasn't his lovely wife Agnetha!


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8726 on: March 26, 2011, 07:13:32 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8727 on: March 26, 2011, 07:15:26 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8728 on: March 26, 2011, 11:56:51 PM »
Am so very phished I am going to slip...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8729 on: March 27, 2011, 05:05:44 AM »
More gravelling then lunch with Kafenes....  cloud9:
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