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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8805 on: March 28, 2011, 03:40:25 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 28, 2011, 03:37:49 PM
point: point: point: point: point:

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She thought I'd be dangerous on one like....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8806 on: March 28, 2011, 03:42:54 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8807 on: March 28, 2011, 03:43:58 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8808 on: March 28, 2011, 03:46:21 PM »
 rubschin: She may have a point on the shovel/digger one but surely even you could be trusted with the barrow one. Shovelling the stuff is hard enough but then having to shove it up the garden in a hand barrow  noooo:
The mechanical mini dumper would have carried the load  and tipped it where she wanted it with no effort on your part other than filling it.

You must have phrased your suggestion question request pleading begging wrongly is all I can think.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8809 on: March 28, 2011, 03:53:26 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8810 on: March 28, 2011, 03:59:00 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 28, 2011, 03:46:21 PM
rubschin: She may have a point on the shovel/digger one but surely even you could be trusted with the barrow one. Shovelling the stuff is hard enough but then having to shove it up the garden in a hand barrow  noooo:
The mechanical mini dumper would have carried the load  and tipped it where she wanted it with no effort on your part other than filling it.

You must have phrased your suggestion question request pleading begging wrongly is all I can think.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8811 on: March 28, 2011, 04:00:10 PM »
Going for sum zyder  noooo:

Got some friends who keep trying to match me up with a very young lady.  noooo:

1. She is blonde

2. She has large 'thrupennies'

3. She is from Glasgow

4. Her dad is about three times the size of me

That is enough to make me only have a quick pint and 'offski' before I end up with another nutter!  noooo:

My best mate was over this week and he accused me of being gay 'for not taking the opportunity'  eyes:

I am too old and wise to get in the shit again  surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8812 on: March 28, 2011, 04:02:08 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2011, 03:59:00 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 28, 2011, 03:46:21 PM
rubschin: She may have a point on the shovel/digger one but surely even you could be trusted with the barrow one. Shovelling the stuff is hard enough but then having to shove it up the garden in a hand barrow  noooo:
The mechanical mini dumper would have carried the load  and tipped it where she wanted it with no effort on your part other than filling it.

You must have phrased your suggestion question request pleading begging wrongly is all I can think.

 evil:


Now don't get all grumpy!  razz:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8813 on: March 28, 2011, 04:04:20 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on March 28, 2011, 04:00:10 PM
Going for sum zyder  noooo:

Got some friends who keep trying to match me up with a very young lady.  noooo:

1. She is blonde

2. She has large 'thrupennies'

3. She is from Glasgow

4. Her dad is about three times the size of me

That is enough to make me only have a quick pint and 'offski' before I end up with another nutter!  noooo:

My best mate was over this week and he accused me of being gay 'for not taking the opportunity'  eyes:

I am too old and wise to get in the shit again  surrender:


Very sensible if you ask me .... a "quickie" is one thing but a "relationship" is something else. As for the Best Mate ... with friends like that etc ........
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8814 on: March 28, 2011, 04:06:55 PM »
No need for another lunatic knocking on the door!  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8815 on: March 28, 2011, 04:07:15 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on March 28, 2011, 04:00:10 PM
Going for sum zyder  noooo:

Got some friends who keep trying to match me up with a very young lady.  noooo:

1. She is blonde

2. She has large 'thrupennies'

3. She is from Glasgow

4. Her dad is about three times the size of me

5. I am looking for a shy boy.  Gayer:

That is enough to make me only have a quick pint and 'offski' before I end up with another nutter!  noooo:

My best mate was over this week and he accused me of being gay 'for not taking the opportunity'  eyes:

I am too old and wise to get in the shit again  surrender:

 whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8816 on: March 28, 2011, 04:09:11 PM »
Feck off  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8817 on: March 28, 2011, 04:11:40 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8818 on: March 28, 2011, 04:12:56 PM »
Well ~ He seems to be able to speak Glaswegian  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8819 on: March 28, 2011, 04:14:36 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:

That should go down well.  lol:
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