The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Miss Demeanour]

Going for sum zyder  

Got some friends who keep trying to match me up with a very young lady.  

1. She is blonde

2. She has large 'thrupennies'

3. She is from Glasgow

4. Her dad is about three times the size of me

That is enough to make me only have a quick pint and 'offski' before I end up with another nutter!  

My best mate was over this week and he accused me of being gay 'for not taking the opportunity'  

I am too old and wise to get in the shit again  

She said no then 

[Snoopy]

And with one slash of her axe she neuters another man. 

[Uncle Mort]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

The Brat has not long returned from air cadets .

They made them run for over an hour and do press up's and stuff. You would think she had been waterboarded by the Secret Service. 

Her words " it is not even acceptable for them to them to do that"

Tonight I am going to sleep with a huge smile on my face and a gratitude in my heart 

[Nick]

 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Driving all the way today. 

[Just One More]

Chauffer's day off 

[Barman]

The Brat has not long returned from air cadets .

They made them run for over an hour and do press up's and stuff. You would think she had been waterboarded by the Secret Service. 

Her words " it is not even acceptable for them to them to do that"

Tonight I am going to sleep with a huge smile on my face and a gratitude in my heart 

 


How is she with gravel like...? 

[Snoopy]

The Brat has not long returned from air cadets .

They made them run for over an hour and do press up's and stuff. You would think she had been waterboarded by the Secret Service. 

Her words " it is not even acceptable for them to them to do that"

Tonight I am going to sleep with a huge smile on my face and a gratitude in my heart 

What did she expect? 

Theoretically like they are preparing the cadets for military service sometime in the future.

[Miss Demeanour]

I know Snoops ...and heaven only knows why she wants to do it . I give it about 2 months .....max 

[Nick]

Perhaps she is seeking some order and discipline in her life, like 

[Miss Demeanour]

Or perhaps there are some fit boys that go like 

[Nick]

Like when you sign up for a gym, like 

[Miss Demeanour]

 

No the gym bods are young, self obssesed eejits  . Or older men wearing baggy tiny shorts  and white tennis socks 

[Darwins Selection]

older men wearing baggy tiny shorts  and white tennis socks 

How are you with baggy blue overalls and wellies?