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Offline tel

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8835 on: March 29, 2011, 10:35:08 AM »
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How are you with baggy blue overalls and wellies?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8836 on: March 29, 2011, 10:42:38 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8837 on: March 29, 2011, 10:49:19 AM »
I have just applied for a job  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8838 on: March 29, 2011, 10:50:44 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 29, 2011, 10:49:19 AM
I have just applied for a job  eeek:
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A proper one like.............. rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8839 on: March 29, 2011, 10:53:54 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 29, 2011, 10:49:19 AM
I have just applied for a job  eeek:
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At Gatwick...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8840 on: March 29, 2011, 11:00:52 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 29, 2011, 10:49:19 AM
I have just applied for a job  eeek:
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In Cyprus ............. scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8841 on: March 29, 2011, 11:05:14 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8842 on: March 29, 2011, 11:06:38 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 29, 2011, 11:05:14 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 29, 2011, 11:00:52 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 29, 2011, 10:49:19 AM
I have just applied for a job  eeek:
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In Cyprus ............. scared2:



Well he did say last night he was coming to Cyprus ........ rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8843 on: March 29, 2011, 11:11:53 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 29, 2011, 11:06:38 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 29, 2011, 11:05:14 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 29, 2011, 11:00:52 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 29, 2011, 10:49:19 AM
I have just applied for a job  eeek:
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In Cyprus ............. scared2:



Well he did say last night he was coming to Cyprus ........ rubschin:


he keeps saying that... he just likes to worry me....  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8844 on: March 29, 2011, 11:18:47 AM »
It's at Leicester University. Maternity leave cover, like. They approached me  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8845 on: March 29, 2011, 11:23:55 AM »
The THW yesterday rejected Leicester's Offer .... they have sent a very snotty email in reply.


BTW ~ Your new job .... Leicester or De Montfort?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8846 on: March 29, 2011, 11:41:28 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 29, 2011, 11:11:53 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 29, 2011, 11:06:38 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 29, 2011, 11:05:14 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 29, 2011, 11:00:52 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 29, 2011, 10:49:19 AM
I have just applied for a job  eeek:
 scared2:


In Cyprus ............. scared2:



Well he did say last night he was coming to Cyprus ........ rubschin:


he keeps saying that... he just likes to worry me....  scared2:

Do not fear fellow Smuggers, my mate works at the airport. We can get him straight back on the plane to Blighty without touching the tarmac for too long.  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8847 on: March 29, 2011, 11:48:48 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 29, 2011, 11:23:55 AM
The THW yesterday rejected Leicester's Offer .... they have sent a very snotty email in reply.


BTW ~ Your new job .... Leicester or De Montfort?

Leicester. Bad losers are they?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8848 on: March 29, 2011, 11:49:59 AM »
They will be now  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8849 on: March 29, 2011, 12:05:06 PM »
I've had a man-with-a-van here this morning (Think: Gavin & Stacey's Smithy) to resin the chips on the windscreen  rubschin:

No BM,  doh:, not those sort of chips
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