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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8940 on: March 30, 2011, 06:32:56 PM »
Is this what I pay my taxes for?  cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8941 on: March 30, 2011, 06:55:07 PM »
It would appear so. noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8942 on: March 30, 2011, 07:03:30 PM »
Somebody said something similar the other night when  we were getting something to eat in a takeaway...we are human you know... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8943 on: March 30, 2011, 07:08:24 PM »
Ah I think we need proof, what takeaway establishment were you in exactly?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8944 on: March 30, 2011, 07:17:37 PM »
Donuts'R'Us  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8945 on: March 30, 2011, 08:28:45 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 30, 2011, 11:21:24 AM
I have just been to the Building Society. Took forever  evil: . There were two people in front of me that were trying to put as much into their ISA as their allowance would allow before next week. In cash  eeek:

Are we storing money under the mattresses again and then trying to get a bit of interest on it before we take it all back out again ???



I made a special trip on Saturday to top mine up with the outstanding allowance.  I went to the Building Society where the ISA is and got all their reference numbers so that I could go to my other bank and get the money transferred.  They said we've tried to send it but the other lot won't accept it. We can give it you in cash (over £2000).    8)  I said don't worry, life is too short and the interest rate not enough for me to worry about it.  I may spend it on frivolities instead!  That'll teach em.  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8946 on: March 30, 2011, 08:33:56 PM »
Buy shares in nail varnish and Lycra. QUICK!!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8947 on: March 30, 2011, 08:39:19 PM »
Or a new bike....  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8948 on: March 30, 2011, 08:41:23 PM »
How many bikes do you need?











I may regret asking that
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8949 on: March 30, 2011, 08:43:49 PM »
My other one is dirty.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8950 on: March 31, 2011, 08:44:50 AM »
Two men have just set up temporary traffic lights 50 yards up the hill from my house..... Looks like today I shall be choking on traffic fumes  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8951 on: March 31, 2011, 09:58:42 AM »
Today I will mostly be out and about. evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8952 on: March 31, 2011, 10:02:45 AM »
Been clearing up in my mates olive grove near Citta di Castello. It's hard work, and I won't volunteer again !
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8953 on: March 31, 2011, 04:31:49 PM »
I have just arranged to hire an pressure washer to give my decking and good going over in the morning like. I will also use it to clean the windows, paintwork, driveway and perhaps my car.

WHat can possibly go wrong?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8954 on: March 31, 2011, 04:39:35 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2011, 04:31:49 PM
I have just arranged to hire an pressure washer to give my decking and good going over in the morning like. I will also use it to clean break the windows, remove the paintwork, uplift the driveway and perhaps damage my car.

WHat can possibly go wrong?

Nothing at all  whistle:
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