I had just got to sleep last night ( it had taken a while) , all snuggled in my duvet like.
The Brat came rushing in after 1 am and woke me up , shaking me telling me there was a fire.
I sprang out of bed , put some clobber on in seconds and then rushed out ...
"April Fools" she shouted , thinking it was hysterical.
I nearly battered her to death