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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9030 on: April 01, 2011, 02:54:55 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 01, 2011, 01:45:24 PM
THW has returned from France ..... been in the house 4 minutes and started a row with me.
Came out with some load of old bollix she had picked up from some other kid about funding going to Uni and I simply said "Get a part-time job then" and she hit the roof..... Screaming and hollering about her future being at stake.

I put up with ten minutes of it and then told her to either get to her room or pick up her case and leave by the door she had just come through ..... More lip so I smacked her silly face. "I'll report you for that"

"Too whom? You are after all almost 18 dear .... it is hardly 'child abuse' ~ get to your fvcking room and remember that as long as you live under my roof you never, ever speak to me like that again" and gave her another slap.

How BLOODY DARE SHE!  cussing:

Well done Snoops!  happ096
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9031 on: April 01, 2011, 04:12:45 PM »
Snoops pleads diminished responsibility on the grounds of temporary insanity to the court dog handler  lol:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9032 on: April 01, 2011, 06:03:30 PM »
Just heard we won the big contract with all T&Cs rewritten. Three years of work. Watch out Poole, here I come  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9033 on: April 01, 2011, 06:16:01 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 01, 2011, 06:03:30 PM
Just heard we won the big contract with all T&Cs rewritten. Three years of work. Watch out Poole, here I come  eveilgrin:

 happ096


Cyprus is safe!  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9034 on: April 01, 2011, 06:19:50 PM »
Wow - well done you.

Drinks are on Nick tonight then  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9035 on: April 01, 2011, 06:21:17 PM »
Excellent news well done that man. Party001: Party001:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9036 on: April 01, 2011, 06:22:12 PM »
Well done Nick & Co

Lend us a tenner
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9037 on: April 01, 2011, 06:24:14 PM »
Good man well done .......
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9038 on: April 01, 2011, 06:27:14 PM »
 whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9039 on: April 01, 2011, 06:27:44 PM »
I will be able to afford a summer holiday now  rubschin: Want to go somewhere scorchio  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9040 on: April 01, 2011, 06:28:34 PM »
The Hanging Gardens of Barman ???
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9041 on: April 01, 2011, 06:30:18 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 01, 2011, 06:27:44 PM
I will be able to afford a summer holiday now  rubschin: Want to go somewhere scorchio  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9042 on: April 01, 2011, 06:32:18 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 01, 2011, 06:30:18 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 01, 2011, 06:27:44 PM
I will be able to afford a summer holiday now  rubschin: Want to go somewhere scorchio  rubschin:

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Wot he said! ^^^^
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9043 on: April 01, 2011, 06:49:45 PM »
Have to go out and get free drinks at a bar opening ...............was staying in.. they phoned and said come down free drinks ......... ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9044 on: April 01, 2011, 06:53:10 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 01, 2011, 06:49:45 PM
Have to go out and get free drinks at a bar opening ...............was staying in.. they phoned and said come down free drinks ......... ;D ;D ;D

Oh yes ...absolutely 'have to'  whistle:
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