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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9045 on: April 01, 2011, 06:55:08 PM »
You of course are  angel1  and would always refuse such an offer
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9046 on: April 01, 2011, 06:57:03 PM »
Have to go out and get free drinks at a bar opening ...............was staying in.. they phoned and said come down free drinks ......... ;D ;D ;D

Oh yes ...absolutely 'have to'  whistle:

They phoned twice .......do they not know what I drink ..... eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9047 on: April 01, 2011, 06:58:48 PM »
You of course are  angel1  and would always refuse such an offer

Absolutely  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9048 on: April 01, 2011, 07:03:57 PM »
Have to go out and get free drinks at a bar opening ...............was staying in.. they phoned and said come down free drinks ......... ;D ;D ;D

Oh yes ...absolutely 'have to'  whistle:

They phoned twice .......do they not know what I drink ..... eeek:

They ordered too much shandy prolly...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9049 on: April 01, 2011, 07:07:36 PM »
Ooop North and back in the day. Picked up from Crewe station by boy racer chauffeur in a souped up BMW Mini  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9050 on: April 01, 2011, 07:09:13 PM »
Any Cow TV experiences?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9051 on: April 01, 2011, 07:10:57 PM »
Cow TV?   rubschin:  Is this something I need to read up on?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9052 on: April 01, 2011, 09:41:41 PM »
Have to go out and get free drinks at a bar opening ...............was staying in.. they phoned and said come down free drinks ......... ;D ;D ;D

Oh yes ...absolutely 'have to'  whistle:

They phoned twice .......do they not know what I drink ..... eeek:

They ordered too much shandy prolly...  whistle:

Too old ............ surrender:  4 sambucas and 5 beers ..........home for a coffee........ redface:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9053 on: April 01, 2011, 09:43:44 PM »
Any Cow TV experiences?

Loose Women?  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9054 on: April 02, 2011, 06:26:59 AM »
Have to go out and get free drinks at a bar opening ...............was staying in.. they phoned and said come down free drinks ......... ;D ;D ;D

Oh yes ...absolutely 'have to'  whistle:

They phoned twice .......do they not know what I drink ..... eeek:

They ordered too much shandy prolly...  whistle:

Too old ............ surrender:  4 sambucas and 5 beers ..........home for a coffee........ redface:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9055 on: April 02, 2011, 07:27:46 AM »
Just heard we won the big contract with all T&Cs rewritten. Three years of work. Watch out Poole, here I come  eveilgrin:

Well done Nick ~ so it's goodbye Leicester then.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9056 on: April 02, 2011, 07:44:48 AM »
Just heard we won the big contract with all T&Cs rewritten. Three years of work. Watch out Poole, here I come  eveilgrin:

Well done Nick ~ so it's goodbye Leicester then.


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9057 on: April 02, 2011, 07:45:37 AM »
Just heard we won the big contract with all T&Cs rewritten. Three years of work. Watch out Poole, here I come  eveilgrin:

Well done Nick ~ so it's goodbye Leicester then.

I may be able to combine the two  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9058 on: April 02, 2011, 07:47:43 AM »
Pool Cest ....sounds indecent  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9059 on: April 02, 2011, 07:48:05 AM »
... anyway I have floors to mop, chores to do.




Then I get a clean house all to myself cos I is at work and 2 will be going to Birnimham round ball game on free tickets I got given.  cloud9:
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