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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9075 on: April 02, 2011, 03:29:32 PM »
No you spongehead ....not wanting to get your gun wet  whistle:

No my dear... you see I was going shooting but it started to rain... happy100

Had I gone shooting in the rain I would have got my gun wet...  evil:

Which would have required extensive cleaning and oiling after...  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9076 on: April 02, 2011, 03:36:54 PM »
Some people are sooooooooooooooooooo serious today.  BM is not a tolerant man when he hasn't been able to shoot his weapon  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9077 on: April 02, 2011, 03:37:35 PM »
Some people are sooooooooooooooooooo serious today.  BM is not a tolerant man when he hasn't been able to shoot his weapon  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9078 on: April 02, 2011, 05:29:11 PM »
I dashed out and bought a jet washer. Great fun. I am now soaked, and I expect Winnie will be back again soon.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9079 on: April 02, 2011, 05:34:46 PM »
Bought a bay tree and stuff  cloud9:

Oh good I might have to secrete it about my person when I next visit, mine seems to have died during the harsh winter. sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9080 on: April 02, 2011, 05:40:23 PM »
YOu ought to have wrapped a scarf round it  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9081 on: April 02, 2011, 06:21:15 PM »
I have been out for a meeting with a potential customer. Ok, so I decided to meet them at the V&A where I can use the Member's Room which, early enough is quiet and would be most suitable. I'm there at the appointed time and my phone rings. It's them, they're at the wrong entrance so I give instructions how to come round the building and down the road to the main entrance.

I wait. The phone rings again. They're now in the museum so I recommend coming down to the main hall and I'll meet them by the Members Desk.

I wait. The phone rings again. Some staff member is taking them through to the Members Room so I arrange to go direct up there to meet them.

I wait at the Members Room. The phone rings again. Where are you? Yes, they're by the Members Room, next to the shop and, wait for it... next to the enormous dinosaur skeleton!  doh: doh: doh:

They're in the Natural History Museum!  ::)  whacky115  doh:

What a terrific start  noooo:   Still, all's well that ends well; I've secured two new contracts in two days. Drinks on me  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9082 on: April 02, 2011, 06:26:37 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9083 on: April 02, 2011, 06:28:49 PM »
Drinks on Pasty!  cloud9:

Miss D will love that for tomorrow!  point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9084 on: April 02, 2011, 06:32:28 PM »
I am not one to take advantage of a bloke  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9085 on: April 02, 2011, 06:36:06 PM »
I am not one to take advantage of a bloke  angel1

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9086 on: April 02, 2011, 07:13:59 PM »
Pastis calls and I have to point out that "Broadsword calling Danny Boy" is on the box. He dashed off to switch channels  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9087 on: April 02, 2011, 08:16:15 PM »
There is bugger all on the box. I am bored to tears.  sad24:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9088 on: April 02, 2011, 08:17:12 PM »
Gripping stuff  angel1

I'd forgotten how cliché ridden it was  8)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9089 on: April 02, 2011, 08:19:39 PM »
There is bugger all on the box. I am bored to tears.  sad24:

Heven't you got baking 'n' stuff to be done?  razz:
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