I have been out for a meeting with a potential customer. Ok, so I decided to meet them at the V&A where I can use the Member's Room which, early enough is quiet and would be most suitable. I'm there at the appointed time and my phone rings. It's them, they're at the wrong entrance so I give instructions how to come round the building and down the road to the main entrance.
I wait. The phone rings again. They're now in the museum so I recommend coming down to the main hall and I'll meet them by the Members Desk.
I wait. The phone rings again. Some staff member is taking them through to the Members Room so I arrange to go direct up there to meet them.
I wait at the Members Room. The phone rings again. Where are you? Yes, they're by the Members Room, next to the shop and, wait for it... next to the enormous dinosaur skeleton!
They're in the Natural History Museum!
What a terrific start
Still, all's well that ends well; I've secured two new contracts in two days. Drinks on me