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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9090 on: April 02, 2011, 08:20:27 PM »
Can't be bothered!

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9091 on: April 02, 2011, 08:26:17 PM »
Gripping stuff  angel1

I'd forgotten how cliché ridden it was  8)

Terrible film. I am glued to it  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9092 on: April 02, 2011, 08:46:19 PM »
The Brat is not happy.

Not unusual I hear you thinking.

She has just been informed her dad is going to be a father again  lol:

She has  been sitting here saying " But he's 44 - that's disgusting " !!!!!!!!!   "

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9093 on: April 02, 2011, 08:52:43 PM »
Ooh, she can go and babysit. Andlearn how to change nappies and stuff  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9094 on: April 02, 2011, 08:56:18 PM »
 happy001 happy001 happy001

It's just hysterical ...she keeps saying "it is totally unacceptable, he's an old man "

I am almost crying from laughing at her distress.

Of course this means she will no longer be No 1 ...I have suggested this may be behind some of her anger at the situation. She is pacing up and down in disgust   lol: lol: lol:

 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9095 on: April 02, 2011, 08:57:58 PM »
This one will run and run. It needs its own thread, like  razz:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9096 on: April 02, 2011, 10:11:49 PM »
Just watching a fascinating prog about the Minoans.

Bettany Hughes has fantastic knockers.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9097 on: April 02, 2011, 10:13:36 PM »
Nick is an obsessed man  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9098 on: April 02, 2011, 10:15:00 PM »
Ancient history?

Watching MotD myself.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9099 on: April 02, 2011, 10:18:25 PM »


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9100 on: April 03, 2011, 07:25:03 AM »
Off to the Garden Centre later. Perhaps Mother's/Mothers' Day means it will be empty at lunchtime  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9101 on: April 03, 2011, 07:25:29 AM »
How naive  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9102 on: April 03, 2011, 07:32:49 AM »
Off to the Garden Centre later. Perhaps Mother's/Mothers' Day means it will be empty at lunchtime  rubschin:


Unlikely Nick ~ everywhere that serves food will be heaving with irate fathers and noisy children giving Mum a treat ... why else would most Garden Centres have cafes and tea rooms etc?

Apart from Christmas the days prior to Mothers Day are the busiest for Lil Bruv as his employer specialises in wholesale meat to eateries. You can't book a table or even get a sandwich anywhere in this area today. Lil Bruv has been working 14 hour shifts for the past week. Every pub, restaurant, and hotel has been ordering two and three times their usual weekend meat supplies.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9103 on: April 03, 2011, 09:39:54 AM »


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9104 on: April 03, 2011, 11:41:17 AM »
Nearly fecking there!  cussing:



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