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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9105 on: April 03, 2011, 12:10:09 PM »
Nearly fecking there!  cussing:






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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9106 on: April 03, 2011, 12:23:14 PM »
Off to the Garden Centre later. Perhaps Mother's/Mothers' Day means it will be empty at lunchtime  rubschin:


Unlikely Nick ~  everywhere that serves food will be heaving with irate fathers and noisy children giving Mum a treat... why else would most Garden Centres have cafes and tea rooms etc?

Apart from Christmas the days prior to Mothers Day are the busiest for Lil Bruv as his employer specialises in wholesale meat to eateries. You can't book a table or even get a sandwich anywhere in this area today. Lil Bruv has been working 14 hour shifts for the past week. Every pub, restaurant, and hotel has been ordering two and three times their usual weekend meat supplies.


He changed his mind about cooking the lamb (interference by superbikes on tv I suspect)  so isn't it a good job that while I was out I found and ate this...







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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9107 on: April 03, 2011, 12:39:21 PM »
You have been rootling through rubbish bins again, naughty Tipsy. nonono:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9108 on: April 03, 2011, 12:41:11 PM »
Nearly fecking there!  cussing:






Oooooooooo! The neighbours will be pleased.  razz:

Finished!  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

Although we need to order another ten next week....  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9109 on: April 03, 2011, 01:27:22 PM »
Nearly fecking there!  cussing:






Oooooooooo! The neighbours will be pleased.  razz:

Finished!  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

Although we need to order another ten next week....  sad24:

Why didn't he tip it inside the gate or closer to the gate? And I told you, POINT THE BARROW IN THE DIRECTION YOU'LL BE PUSHING IT BEFORE FILLING IT, bloody apprentices  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9110 on: April 03, 2011, 01:33:08 PM »
Off to the Garden Centre later. Perhaps Mother's/Mothers' Day means it will be empty at lunchtime  rubschin:


Unlikely Nick ~  everywhere that serves food will be heaving with irate fathers and noisy children giving Mum a treat... why else would most Garden Centres have cafes and tea rooms etc?

Apart from Christmas the days prior to Mothers Day are the busiest for Lil Bruv as his employer specialises in wholesale meat to eateries. You can't book a table or even get a sandwich anywhere in this area today. Lil Bruv has been working 14 hour shifts for the past week. Every pub, restaurant, and hotel has been ordering two and three times their usual weekend meat supplies.


He changed his mind about cooking the lamb (interference by superbikes on tv I suspect)  so isn't it a good job that while I was out I found and ate this...







 lol:

Had you already eaten the lettuce  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9111 on: April 03, 2011, 02:52:17 PM »
Think my company must be getting harder to bear.  Poor Pastis was drinking a pint of wine  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9112 on: April 03, 2011, 02:56:34 PM »
Saves going to the bar as often. Like four pint jugs at the rugby (and no, that's not the Barmaid's nickname)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9113 on: April 03, 2011, 03:04:39 PM »
Nearly fecking there!  cussing:






Oooooooooo! The neighbours will be pleased.  razz:

Finished!  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

Although we need to order another ten next week....  sad24:

Why didn't he tip it inside the gate or closer to the gate? And I told you, POINT THE BARROW IN THE DIRECTION YOU'LL BE PUSHING IT BEFORE FILLING IT, bloody apprentices  Banghead

I took your advice!  cussing:

Pushing a loaded barrow over that pile of gravel is a fecker... I can tell you that for nothing...  noooo:

He couldn't get the truck through the gate - my Pajero will barely fit through it....  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9114 on: April 03, 2011, 03:09:19 PM »
Saves going to the bar as often. Like four pint jugs at the rugby (and no, that's not the Barmaid's nickname)

No she's usually the Honourary Hooker or Loose-Head Prop  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9115 on: April 03, 2011, 03:14:38 PM »
Before...



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9116 on: April 03, 2011, 03:22:50 PM »
I preferred the before version  ;)

Can you reach aliens in space with that dish  rubschin:   and what's that big mousetrap thing on the left hand side of the roof  rubschin:  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9117 on: April 03, 2011, 03:24:42 PM »
Think my company must be getting harder to bear.  Poor Pastis was drinking a pint of wine  eeek:

Blame the barmaid. She was unfamiliar with the word tumbler  whistle:

Other than that, delightful to have MissD's company at Sunday Lunch (who I must say is looking most fit and trim these days  angel1). Although we seemed to spend half our time standing in the food queue because the Werld and his Mother were there  ::)   noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9118 on: April 03, 2011, 03:25:50 PM »
Nearly fecking there!  cussing:


Oooooooooo! The neighbours will be pleased.  razz:

Finished!  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

Although we need to order another ten next week....  sad24:

Why didn't he tip it inside the gate or closer to the gate? And I told you, POINT THE BARROW IN THE DIRECTION YOU'LL BE PUSHING IT BEFORE FILLING IT, bloody apprentices  Banghead

I took your advice!  cussing:

Pushing a loaded barrow over that pile of gravel is a fecker... I can tell you that for nothing...  noooo:

He couldn't get the truck through the gate - my Pajero will barely fit through it....  redface:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9119 on: April 03, 2011, 03:28:33 PM »
Think my company must be getting harder to bear.  Poor Pastis was drinking a pint of wine  eeek:

Blame the barmaid. She was unfamiliar with the word tumbler  whistle:

Other than that, delightful to have MissD's company at Sunday Lunch (who I must say is looking most fit and trim these days  angel1). Although we seemed to spend half our time standing in the food queue because the Werld and his Mother were there  ::)   noooo:

See that's what a pint of wine can do to a man  ;)
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