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Nearly fecking there!
Quote from: Nick on April 03, 2011, 07:25:03 AMOff to the Garden Centre later. Perhaps Mother's/Mothers' Day means it will be empty at lunchtime Unlikely Nick ~ everywhere that serves food will be heaving with irate fathers and noisy children giving Mum a treat... why else would most Garden Centres have cafes and tea rooms etc?Apart from Christmas the days prior to Mothers Day are the busiest for Lil Bruv as his employer specialises in wholesale meat to eateries. You can't book a table or even get a sandwich anywhere in this area today. Lil Bruv has been working 14 hour shifts for the past week. Every pub, restaurant, and hotel has been ordering two and three times their usual weekend meat supplies.
Off to the Garden Centre later. Perhaps Mother's/Mothers' Day means it will be empty at lunchtime
Quote from: Barman on April 03, 2011, 11:41:17 AMNearly fecking there! Oooooooooo! The neighbours will be pleased.
Quote from: Snoopy on April 03, 2011, 12:10:09 PMQuote from: Barman on April 03, 2011, 11:41:17 AMNearly fecking there! Oooooooooo! The neighbours will be pleased. Finished! Although we need to order another ten next week....
Quote from: Snoopy on April 03, 2011, 07:32:49 AMQuote from: Nick on April 03, 2011, 07:25:03 AMOff to the Garden Centre later. Perhaps Mother's/Mothers' Day means it will be empty at lunchtime Unlikely Nick ~ everywhere that serves food will be heaving with irate fathers and noisy children giving Mum a treat... why else would most Garden Centres have cafes and tea rooms etc?Apart from Christmas the days prior to Mothers Day are the busiest for Lil Bruv as his employer specialises in wholesale meat to eateries. You can't book a table or even get a sandwich anywhere in this area today. Lil Bruv has been working 14 hour shifts for the past week. Every pub, restaurant, and hotel has been ordering two and three times their usual weekend meat supplies. He changed his mind about cooking the lamb (interference by superbikes on tv I suspect) so isn't it a good job that while I was out I found and ate this...
Quote from: Barman on April 03, 2011, 12:41:11 PMQuote from: Snoopy on April 03, 2011, 12:10:09 PMQuote from: Barman on April 03, 2011, 11:41:17 AMNearly fecking there! Oooooooooo! The neighbours will be pleased. Finished! Although we need to order another ten next week.... Why didn't he tip it inside the gate or closer to the gate? And I told you, POINT THE BARROW IN THE DIRECTION YOU'LL BE PUSHING IT BEFORE FILLING IT, bloody apprentices
Saves going to the bar as often. Like four pint jugs at the rugby (and no, that's not the Barmaid's nickname)
Think my company must be getting harder to bear. Poor Pastis was drinking a pint of wine
Quote from: Just One More on April 03, 2011, 01:27:22 PMQuote from: Barman on April 03, 2011, 12:41:11 PMQuote from: Snoopy on April 03, 2011, 12:10:09 PMQuote from: Barman on April 03, 2011, 11:41:17 AMNearly fecking there! Oooooooooo! The neighbours will be pleased. Finished! Although we need to order another ten next week.... Why didn't he tip it inside the gate or closer to the gate? And I told you, POINT THE BARROW IN THE DIRECTION YOU'LL BE PUSHING IT BEFORE FILLING IT, bloody apprentices I took your advice! Pushing a loaded barrow over that pile of gravel is a fecker... I can tell you that for nothing... He couldn't get the truck through the gate - my Pajero will barely fit through it....
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 03, 2011, 02:52:17 PMThink my company must be getting harder to bear. Poor Pastis was drinking a pint of wine Blame the barmaid. She was unfamiliar with the word tumbler Other than that, delightful to have MissD's company at Sunday Lunch (who I must say is looking most fit and trim these days ). Although we seemed to spend half our time standing in the food queue because the Werld and his Mother were there
