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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9120 on: April 03, 2011, 03:29:12 PM »
Nearly fecking there!  cussing:


Oooooooooo! The neighbours will be pleased.  razz:

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Although we need to order another ten next week....  sad24:

Why didn't he tip it inside the gate or closer to the gate? And I told you, POINT THE BARROW IN THE DIRECTION YOU'LL BE PUSHING IT BEFORE FILLING IT, bloody apprentices  Banghead

I took your advice!  cussing:

Pushing a loaded barrow over that pile of gravel is a fecker... I can tell you that for nothing...  noooo:

He couldn't get the truck through the gate - my Pajero will barely fit through it....  redface:

Over?

Well you surely didn't expect BM to take the obvious option and start at the side nearest the gate did you?  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9121 on: April 03, 2011, 03:31:17 PM »
I preferred the before version  ;)

Can you reach aliens in space with that dish  rubschin:   and what's that big mousetrap thing on the left hand side of the roof  rubschin:  rubschin:

i need the big dish to watch Mad Men...  redface:


And the mouse trap thing is me solar panels... they heat the water wot is (bizarrely) stored on the roof in the immersion tank thing...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9122 on: April 03, 2011, 05:54:07 PM »




What have you done with the scary alien shadow thing from the bottom right?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9123 on: April 03, 2011, 05:59:29 PM »
I preferred the before version  ;)

Can you reach aliens in space with that dish  rubschin:   and what's that big mousetrap thing on the left hand side of the roof  rubschin:  rubschin:

i need the big dish to watch Mad Men...  redface:

Is that the alien saying that  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9124 on: April 03, 2011, 06:24:19 PM »
Think my company must be getting harder to bear.  Poor Pastis was drinking a pint of wine  eeek:

Blame the barmaid. She was unfamiliar with the word tumbler  whistle:

Other than that, delightful to have MissD's company at Sunday Lunch (who I must say is looking most fit and trim these days  angel1). Although we seemed to spend half our time standing in the food queue because the Werld and his Mother were there  ::)   noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9125 on: April 03, 2011, 06:25:52 PM »
I have been gardening and I am knackered. I am now cooking an cassoulet.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9126 on: April 03, 2011, 06:37:33 PM »
Think my company must be getting harder to bear.  Poor Pastis was drinking a pint of wine  eeek:

Blame the barmaid. She was unfamiliar with the word tumbler  whistle:

Other than that, delightful to have MissD's company at Sunday Lunch (who I must say is looking most fit and trim these days  angel1). Although we seemed to spend half our time standing in the food queue because the Werld and his Mother were there  ::)   noooo:

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He is charming  cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9127 on: April 03, 2011, 06:43:01 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9128 on: April 03, 2011, 06:45:54 PM »




What have you done with the scary alien shadow thing from the bottom right?


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9129 on: April 03, 2011, 07:45:33 PM »
My holiday home  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9130 on: April 03, 2011, 07:52:01 PM »
[snigger]
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9131 on: April 03, 2011, 08:01:00 PM »
My holiday home  cloud9:

MY holiday home  angry041:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9132 on: April 03, 2011, 08:29:13 PM »
Alternatively, there is my sister's place. If I can get there.

http://www.nerjalet.co.uk/details.html
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9133 on: April 03, 2011, 08:38:38 PM »
I have family who live here.   cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9134 on: April 03, 2011, 08:39:42 PM »
What in the VP ?  eeek:
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