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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9165 on: April 04, 2011, 04:43:20 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9166 on: April 04, 2011, 04:56:24 PM »
I think a nice commemorative avatart in the form of a beermat would be good  razz:


Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9167 on: April 04, 2011, 05:34:38 PM »
eveilgrin:

And I get to miss the Royal Wedding  cloud9:

Don't worry we will make sure that your place is nicely decorated for you on your return we don't want you to miss out. angel1

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" threadying to try it o
« Reply #9168 on: April 04, 2011, 05:36:53 PM »
It is an Jacuzzi  scared2:

Growler is desperate to try it out  scared2: scared2: scared2:

since he joined the gym and bought lycra clothing
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9169 on: April 04, 2011, 08:21:07 PM »
4 weddings on Sky Living - amazing - Like CDWM

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9170 on: April 04, 2011, 08:38:56 PM »
4 weddings on Sky Living - amazing - Like CDWM

I was at one of the weddings they filmed .......... eeek:


Thinking about it they came last ....... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9171 on: April 04, 2011, 09:12:44 PM »
I think a nice commemorative avatart in the form of a beermat would be good  razz:




I have sorted out glasses...



Tea cups...





And the towels for the jacuzzi...

 



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9172 on: April 04, 2011, 09:21:22 PM »
Come on now Miss c.... get knitting  ;)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" threadying to try it o
« Reply #9173 on: April 05, 2011, 05:22:35 AM »
It is an Jacuzzi  scared2:

Growler is desperate to try it out  scared2: scared2: scared2:

since he joined the gym and bought lycra clothing


A horrible mental picture ~ You may have scarred me for the rest of my life!
I shall need counselling.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" threadying to try it o
« Reply #9174 on: April 05, 2011, 05:35:33 AM »
It is an Jacuzzi  scared2:

Growler is desperate to try it out  scared2: scared2: scared2:

since he joined the gym and bought lycra clothing


A horrible mental picture ~ You may have scarred me for the rest of my life!
I shall need counselling.

I stayed at an hotel with a jacuzzi bath once... the effect of emptying a little hotel bottle of shampoo in it was awesome!  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9175 on: April 05, 2011, 07:09:03 AM »
Come on now Miss c.... get knitting  ;)



They are sooo lifelike apart from prince William's hair. noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9176 on: April 05, 2011, 09:34:36 AM »
Anyhoo, where am I today? Sitting beside an overheating FAX machine  evil:

One of my customers has, I suspect, had a right barney with his secretary and sacked her  ::). As a consequence, and because he can't use a 'pooter  ::), he's writing everything down on pieces of paper and shoving them in the Fax machine. I've had about 20 pages of scribble in the last hour  noooo:
At this rate I'm going to have to dig out the manual to recall how you reload ink and will probably run out of paper by lunchtime  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9177 on: April 05, 2011, 09:42:55 AM »
Add paper, toner and translation charges to his invoice!  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9178 on: April 05, 2011, 09:48:18 AM »
Indeed, I shall. Either openly or covertly  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9179 on: April 05, 2011, 06:34:50 PM »
I have just been wolf whistled by one of my neighbours.   eeek:
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.