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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9270 on: April 09, 2011, 05:05:48 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9271 on: April 09, 2011, 08:24:40 PM »
I was riding my bike in and around Pershore.  I had tea and lemon and blackcurrant cake. 
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9272 on: April 10, 2011, 07:20:33 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9273 on: April 10, 2011, 07:28:10 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9274 on: April 10, 2011, 07:29:25 AM »
Hope you both have a good day Nick

I'm off for a walk in a mo, then continue removing what appears to be acres of buttercup when I get back. Ooh me back, ooh me neck, ooh me shoulders  cry:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9275 on: April 10, 2011, 07:38:04 AM »
Enjoy your day Nick  cloud9:

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I am going to the torture palace this morning and then to sit in a pub garden for lunch this afternoon with a friend.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9276 on: April 10, 2011, 07:56:46 AM »
I am chipping like.... haveing given up the washing machine as a bad job and left it in pieces all over the floor....  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9277 on: April 10, 2011, 11:59:11 AM »
On my return from Lil Bruv's I found the house empty and a note on the table saying:

"The upstairs toilet seat came off in my hand .... Can you fix it?"


I have fixed it back in place and written on the note "Next time ask yourself 'Does my arse look too big for this toilet?'"

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9278 on: April 10, 2011, 12:01:06 PM »
On my return from Lil Bruv's I found the house empty and a note on the table saying:

"The upstairs toilet seat came off in my hand .... Can you fix it?"


I have fixed it back in place and written on the note "Next time ask yourself 'Does my arse look too big for this toilet?'"

 scared:


 scared2: That comment about outliving your bruvver...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9279 on: April 10, 2011, 12:04:32 PM »
SWWLTBO weighs about 9 stone, wringing wet. For a wummun who is 5'10" tall that's pretty slender.

If the THW sees the note now ........ that's when the fight will start!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9280 on: April 10, 2011, 01:47:23 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9281 on: April 10, 2011, 02:58:59 PM »
Off to see The Boy

Hope all goes well and that you have an enjoyable day Nick.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9282 on: April 10, 2011, 04:46:53 PM »
Today has been about sorting out the garden, hot work.

This morning went for a long walk and stopped by the little waterfall and mill in the park.
Mrs Tel spotted a heron under the bridge just downstream of us. Heron decided to fly up and have a stroll just in front of us, about 10 feet away. We noticed it take some bread that had been thrown in for the ducks and as Mrs tel had some bread about her person, we fed the heron - strange, never seen or done that before. Heron ended up about 2 feet away from us! Got piccis but can't get them off of phone to upload  cussing:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9283 on: April 10, 2011, 05:23:02 PM »
Well that went OK. He asked me for an electric shaver for his burfday  eeek:

Mrs NIck turned up with enough binliners of my stuff to completely fill my car  cussing:

ANd he leapt on the Nina Simone CD I took him.

ANd he informs me he is choosing his GCSE options. They take GCSEs at 14 at his skool, cos they is too easy nowadays!!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9284 on: April 10, 2011, 05:37:45 PM »
Today has been about sorting out the garden, hot work.

This morning went for a long walk and stopped by the little waterfall and mill in the park.
Mrs Tel spotted a heron under the bridge just downstream of us. Heron decided to fly up and have a stroll just in front of us, about 10 feet away. We noticed it take some bread that had been thrown in for the ducks and as Mrs tel had some bread about her person, we fed the heron - strange, never seen or done that before. Heron ended up about 2 feet away from us! Got piccis but can't get them off of phone to upload  cussing:

I've seen herons close up a few times, a surprisingly big bird, but never been quick enough to photograph them. It's amazing how they can take off vertically from the water
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