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Offline Baldy

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9285 on: April 11, 2011, 06:49:58 AM »
Herons are dangerous bastards.

You would not get me going within a few feet of them.

A mate of my dad shot one that had nearly emptied his pond of fancy/expensive fish. When he went to pick up the dead bird.... it was only 'playing dead' and proceeded to stick its' bill right through the blokes' cheek, then flew away. I guess he got his reward for shooting it in the first place.

But they are pretty vicious buggers like.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9286 on: April 11, 2011, 06:52:36 AM »
Meetings!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9287 on: April 11, 2011, 06:54:37 AM »
More gardening stuff...  surrender:

No Heron slaughtering....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9288 on: April 11, 2011, 06:56:25 AM »
Choke a chicken?  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9289 on: April 11, 2011, 06:58:15 AM »
More gardening stuff...  surrender:

No Heron slaughtering....  noooo:

Viscious bills involved with gardening still tho  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9290 on: April 11, 2011, 07:01:41 AM »
More gardening stuff...  surrender:

No Heron slaughtering....  noooo:

Viscious bills involved with gardening still tho  whistle:

And washing machines...  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9291 on: April 11, 2011, 07:40:37 AM »
Today I will mostly be trying to track down a missing chicken run.  It has been delivered to my previous address. My fault I fear so even more irritating. cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9292 on: April 11, 2011, 07:43:56 AM »
Today I will mostly be sorting the contents of bin liners  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9293 on: April 11, 2011, 08:22:19 AM »
At least you have stuff to sort .... My ex binned everything of mine (with the exception of items of any value which she allowed my son to sell to fund his gambling)  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9294 on: April 11, 2011, 09:18:36 AM »
If it is of any consolation it does happen to we girlies as well. evil:

Added to my list of things to do today is to keeeel next door's builders and set fire to their cutting and grinding equipment.  These are the only builders that I know of/have ever known who are excelent time keepers they rock up at 7.30 every morning work until 6.30 in the evening and also work at the weekends. evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9295 on: April 11, 2011, 10:21:34 AM »
If it is of any consolation it does happen to we girlies as well. evil:

Added to my list of things to do today is to keeeel next door's builders and set fire to their cutting and grinding equipment.  These are the only builders that I know of/have ever known who are excelent time keepers they rock up at 7.30 every morning work until 6.30 in the evening and also work at the weekends. evil:

Not Brits obviously.

Probably driving taxis from 7PM tp 7AM as well.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9296 on: April 11, 2011, 11:39:48 AM »
They grunt with forked tongue a local accent.

I went here yesterday.
 


They were holding an antique fair. It was warm and sunny. The only thing that spoilt it was the attendees , (Mr C and I notwithstanding) I am sure that I have mentioned it before and snoops will definitely know what I mean.  They all seem to be missing 'the  speaking at normal talking level'  gene. I may have to invest in a pair of ear defenders. sad24:

Whilst there I purchased a whole box of photographic slides for £5.00.  I now need to also invest in a slide viewer. redface:

There were also many of these types of vehicles there.









Along with many people like this....


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9297 on: April 11, 2011, 12:03:54 PM »
Most excellent Miss C ....... better remove the picture of the Reliant or BM will send you back to buy him one!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9298 on: April 11, 2011, 01:47:48 PM »
Day off today, so Young's o'clock  cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9299 on: April 11, 2011, 03:05:27 PM »
Today has been about sorting out the garden, hot work.

This morning went for a long walk and stopped by the little waterfall and mill in the park.
Mrs Tel spotted a heron under the bridge just downstream of us. Heron decided to fly up and have a stroll just in front of us, about 10 feet away. We noticed it take some bread that had been thrown in for the ducks and as Mrs tel had some bread about her person, we fed the heron - strange, never seen or done that before. Heron ended up about 2 feet away from us! Got piccis but can't get them off of phone to upload  cussing:

I've seen herons close up a few times, a surprisingly big bird, but never been quick enough to photograph them. It's amazing how they can take off vertically from the water








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