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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9585 on: April 23, 2011, 12:22:41 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9586 on: April 23, 2011, 01:34:21 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9587 on: April 23, 2011, 02:33:47 PM »
I have just returned from ASDA bad bad mistake, the going not the returning.  I am in need of a lie down. surrender:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9588 on: April 23, 2011, 03:02:18 PM »
I have just returned from ASDA bad bad mistake, the going not the returning.  I am in need of a lie down. surrender:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9589 on: April 23, 2011, 03:05:59 PM »
I have just returned from ASDA bad bad mistake, the going not the returning.  I am in need of a lie down. surrender:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9590 on: April 23, 2011, 05:39:50 PM »
Wish me luck.  Here we go, here we go..... oh Gawd!  ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9591 on: April 23, 2011, 05:40:46 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9592 on: April 23, 2011, 05:43:30 PM »
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It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9593 on: April 23, 2011, 08:03:21 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9594 on: April 23, 2011, 08:10:43 PM »
I have just returned from ASDA bad bad mistake, the going not the returning.  I am in need of a lie down. surrender:

I knew there was something I meant to post.

I had the misfortune of going into Asda/Walmart earlier this week.  I was in there all of two minutes, now I'm not the smallest of blokes, but I felt positively anoerexic in there, and those two minutes gave me the pleasure of three different people passing me reeking of B.O
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It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9596 on: April 24, 2011, 05:34:37 AM »
The plan for today is, Breakfast, Check Out (leave cases here), British Museum (Egyptology stuff), Cases, Car, home (may be stop off in Swindon).  At some point en route I need to buy an Easter Egg, little un hasnt got one.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9597 on: April 24, 2011, 06:55:49 AM »
Wait til tomorrow ...they will be a bargain then  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9598 on: April 24, 2011, 08:09:13 AM »
Yesterday at the gym I bumped into a woman I hadn't seen in ages. Apparently she had been asking Mike ( the PT ) where I had been etc . He told me this last week.

Anyways she was leaving at the same time as me and chatting away , then wanted my number so we could go out for a drink sometime and 'catch up' properly.

She has just given up her job in the NHS to go back and study a Masters in the Bible or summat like that  scared2:. But she was saying yesterday she has met a man although he lives in Belfast and is a possible alcoholic  lol:

Anyways she has sent a text this morning saying how wonderful it was to meet up yesterday and given me a list of available dates she can do for the next 4 weeks .

Lonely, lessar or loon ?????
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9599 on: April 24, 2011, 08:13:03 AM »
I think you are very busy for the next 4 weeks  noooo:
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