The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Darwins Selection]

Yesterday at the gym I bumped into a woman I hadn't seen in ages. Apparently she had been asking Mike ( the PT ) where I had been etc . He told me this last week.

Anyways she was leaving at the same time as me and chatting away , then wanted my number so we could go out for a drink sometime and 'catch up' properly.

She has just given up her job in the NHS to go back and study a Masters in the Bible or summat like that  . But she was saying yesterday she has met a man although he lives in Belfast and is a possible alcoholic 

Anyways she has sent a text this morning saying how wonderful it was to meet up yesterday and given me a list of available dates she can do for the next 4 weeks .

Lonely, lessar or loon ?????

All three probably.

Anyone who goes back to learning RE after a spell in, or near, the real world, is probably several grapes short of a bunch.

Avoid as you would Nick with a chainsaw. 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Avoidance is best IMHO Miss D.

[Miss Demeanour]

I think that is probably wise 

[Barman]

Get her on here like... 

[Pastis]

 

I'd say MissD, that the windows of opportunity over the next 4 weeks (in fact forever!) should remain firmly closed 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Well.  All went to plan, except I think the memory card on the camera has gubbed the Museum pictures but on a positive note we fitted in fruit and cream tart with a bowl of coffee and for little un: hot treacle tart and a bowl of Hot Chocolate in Nottinghill.  And left an hour ahead of schedule so he is now home with his mates.   

And I am back here.   

[Nick]

Well a night of bonking with himself beckons

[Just One More]

Well.  All went to plan, except I think the memory card on the camera has gubbed the Museum pictures but on a positive note we fitted in fruit and cream tart with a bowl of coffee and for little un: hot treacle tart and a bowl of Hot Chocolate in Nottinghill.  And left an hour ahead of schedule so he is now home with his mates.   

And I am back here.   

You've done a fair bit of eating while on your travels 

Gonna have to do a fair few miles on the bike to redress the balance, see, something to look forward to

[Darwins Selection]

Well a night of bonking with himself beckons

Have you got a new chum? 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Well a night of bonking with himself beckons

Have you got a new chum? 

Yes I think he gets it out of a packet, is powdery and white. 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Today I am mostly playing 'catch up' as yesterday I was mostly sitting around in hospitals due to Mr C having a funny turn.

[Snoopy]

Today I am mostly playing 'catch up' as yesterday I was mostly sitting around in hospitals due to Mr C having a funny turn.

Funny Ha Ha or Funny Peculiar?

Hope he is well now.

[Just One More]

Hope Mr C is OK Miss C

Are you playing nursey? Does it involve rubber gloves?

[Nick]

Another thread plunges gutterward 

[beerhead]

Feel a bit guilty. latin lovely has mandated a day off and got a bit organised, so I sitting on Kew Green watching cricket, Pimmsed up and waiting for A Worall-Thompson to get on with the barbie. Thanks latin lovely, you spoil me.

How is Mr C ?