The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

Has he got food? 

[Darwins Selection]

Easing a sore back into action.

  Dreadful place, Acton.

[Barman]

Easing a sore back into action.

  Dreadful place, Acton.

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Easing a sore back into action.

  Dreadful place, Acton.

Agreed I lived there for a while in the early 80's. Had a cat called Ratbag whilst there, not in the biblical sense you understand.  The landlord didn't allow pets so when he rocked up for an inspection I would chuck cat into garden (luckily I lived on the ground floor) and complain bitterly about the neighbours nuisance feline.

[Nick]

I lived there in the early 80s. SOme fucking cat was always shitting in my garden

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I lived there in the early 80s. SOme fucking cat was always shitting in my garden

It wasn't Ratbag, he used a litter tray.

[Pirate]

I lived there in the early 80s. SOme fucking cat was always shitting in my garden

That was in your imagination prolly...

[Nick]

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pblSU5M1d1Y

[Pirate]

Give the dog a bone...

[Snoopy]

Give the dog a bone...

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Give the dog a bone...

Ahh can we tell that it's there yet?

[Pirate]

Where?   The Gutter?

[Nick]

I have been to collect Jim from the Sorting Office. 

He has gone straight out to visit Fluffy 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

He is a tart and should be renamed Lothario.  The little pussy next door is most distressed and should the need arise we will not hesitate to sue for maintenance.

On a brighter note yesterday I found a huge stash of wild bilberries which will be duly harvested in a few months.