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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10020 on: May 11, 2011, 08:36:25 PM »
Who said the receptionist cracked up?  Are you hearing those voices in your head again?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10021 on: May 11, 2011, 08:40:39 PM »
I also drove past JOM's me 'ut  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10022 on: May 11, 2011, 09:06:26 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 11, 2011, 06:09:37 PM
So what's your favourite or lucky number then JOM ?

Mine is zero, a big fat diddly squat. No one ever says my lucky number is nothing  cloud9:

No matter how many times I try not to, I come back to the same number  eyes:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10023 on: May 11, 2011, 09:08:54 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 11, 2011, 08:40:39 PM
I also drove past JOM's me 'ut  cloud9:

I have a choice of eleven "me 'uts"
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10024 on: May 11, 2011, 09:10:44 PM »
I must away and tell Growler about this.....
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10025 on: May 11, 2011, 09:13:21 PM »
Tell him about the thirteen bears guarding the cannabis too
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10026 on: May 11, 2011, 09:14:14 PM »
I've just got home. Forensics are still crawling all over the gaff next door; had to come back the long way round  ::)

Friendly constabewl guarding the incident tape informs me 'twas a gang stabbing - 15 yr. old still in intensive care  noooo:. Forgot to mention that I saw one very angry white guy arrested this afternoon. It took 4 officers to manhandle him into the van, whereupon he proceeded to kick seven bells out of the inside of the vehicle  eeek:  I could hear the bangs and crashes nearly 100 yds away. Well, of course I assume it was him kicking the van  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10027 on: May 11, 2011, 09:20:03 PM »
 noooo:  The bloke next door dropped a plate on the floor the other week
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10028 on: May 11, 2011, 09:22:20 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on May 11, 2011, 09:20:03 PM
noooo:  The bloke next door dropped a plate on the floor the other week

Good grief! It's all kicking off round your way JOM  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10029 on: May 11, 2011, 10:34:18 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2011, 01:13:58 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 11, 2011, 01:07:03 PM
Didn't honest ..... you so often vanish without prior explanation that we're used to it.

 sad32:

well, as you ask...

I took Tinks to Larnaca airport, then I went to see Me Mi and dropped off some parts... it is really coming on...  cloud9:

Then I went to Lidl and got sixty bottles of collapso, one hundred and forty-four bottles of beer and a bottle of milk (what a cocktail this is going to be)...

Then I had a Big Mac at Mozotos...

Then I went to the DIY place in Limassol and got light bulbs...

Then I came home, unpacked the bloody lot and posted on here...  evil:

Smug club gifts............ rubschin: cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10030 on: May 12, 2011, 05:02:22 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 11, 2011, 10:34:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2011, 01:13:58 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 11, 2011, 01:07:03 PM
Didn't honest ..... you so often vanish without prior explanation that we're used to it.

 sad32:

well, as you ask...

I took Tinks to Larnaca airport, then I went to see Me Mi and dropped off some parts... it is really coming on...  cloud9:

Then I went to Lidl and got sixty bottles of collapso, one hundred and forty-four bottles of beer and a bottle of milk (what a cocktail this is going to be)...

Then I had a Big Mac at Mozotos...

Then I went to the DIY place in Limassol and got light bulbs...

Then I came home, unpacked the bloody lot and posted on here...  evil:

Smug club gifts............ rubschin: cloud9:

They were... but I drank them...  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10031 on: May 12, 2011, 05:54:45 AM »
Bournemouth here I come
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10032 on: May 12, 2011, 06:10:28 AM »
You are becoming the male equivalent of Tipsy !
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10033 on: May 12, 2011, 06:18:05 AM »
 rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10034 on: May 12, 2011, 06:31:51 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 12, 2011, 06:10:28 AM
You are becoming the male equivalent of Tipsy !

Those muscles in his head must be awesome by now.
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