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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10200 on: May 18, 2011, 04:36:46 PM »
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Might prove tricky BM ~ 'specially if the FoB turns out to be a 25 stone steel worker

Rent-a-SpeechTM.... there could be money in this....  rubschin:

Somehow I don't see your 'Estuary' accented offerings being appreciated by "Blunt speakin, Yorkshire Tykes".  noooo:

The speech has to be delivered in t'lingo tha knows

I'd be bladdered - they prolly wouldn't know the difference....  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10201 on: May 18, 2011, 07:21:52 PM »
Do keep up ol boy  lol:

Da wedding where Mr & Ms C will be taking picktures in a professional capacity like  8)

Thank you Miss D.  I of course am perfectly capable of being professional.

Anyhoo this is where the reception is being held..http://www.ringwoodhallhotel.com/default.asp.

The wedding is being held in Sheffield town hall.  Everyone then treks down the motorway to the above and no one sits down to eat until 7pm there will be tears and tantrums before bedtime I suspect. noooo:


Shades of A Big Fat Yorkshire Wedding  ::)

He is from Manchester she is from Poland.  Family of hers are flying over.  It should be interesting. confused:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10202 on: May 18, 2011, 07:32:24 PM »
rubschin:

Might prove tricky BM ~ 'specially if the FoB turns out to be a 25 stone steel worker

Rent-a-SpeechTM.... there could be money in this....  rubschin:

Told you ,been done ......... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10203 on: May 19, 2011, 05:19:11 AM »
Do keep up ol boy  lol:

Da wedding where Mr & Ms C will be taking picktures in a professional capacity like  8)

Thank you Miss D.  I of course am perfectly capable of being professional.

Anyhoo this is where the reception is being held..http://www.ringwoodhallhotel.com/default.asp.

The wedding is being held in Sheffield town hall.  Everyone then treks down the motorway to the above and no one sits down to eat until 7pm there will be tears and tantrums before bedtime I suspect. noooo:


Shades of A Big Fat Yorkshire Wedding  ::)

He is from Manchester she is from Poland.  Family of hers are flying over.  It should be interesting. confused:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10204 on: May 19, 2011, 07:03:47 AM »
My pipes are just fine I'll have you know. No rodding needed here thank you very much. noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10205 on: May 19, 2011, 07:05:07 AM »

He is from Manchester she is from Poland.  Family of hers are flying over.  It should be interesting. confused:

Here's one Miss C took earlier

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10206 on: May 19, 2011, 07:05:19 AM »
My pipes are just fine I'll have you know. No rodding needed here thank you very much. noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10207 on: May 19, 2011, 11:36:38 AM »
I am in West Brom, it is very peaceful here in my car.  cloud9:
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10208 on: May 19, 2011, 12:27:30 PM »
Chloroforming your passengers is illegal you know Pirate will be after you. spider:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10209 on: May 19, 2011, 12:34:25 PM »
I have stuffed my little fat face and now would quite fancy a afternoon power nap at my desk  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10210 on: May 19, 2011, 01:43:54 PM »
I am home.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10211 on: May 19, 2011, 01:48:46 PM »
I have just been talking to my nephew who lives in Australia. Today he goes to SIngapore for three days. Then to Houston. Then to Paris. Then to Winchester. Then to Newquay. Then back to Paris. Then to Kuala Lumpur and then back to Perth!  surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10212 on: May 19, 2011, 01:55:56 PM »
I have just been talking to my nephew who lives in Australia. Today he goes to SIngapore for three days. Then to Houston. Then to Paris. Then to Winchester. Then to Newquay. Then back to Paris. Then to Kuala Lumpur and then back to Perth!  surrender:

You don't have to go with him you know.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10213 on: May 19, 2011, 02:38:00 PM »
I have just been talking to my nephew who lives in Australia. Today he goes to SIngapore for three days. Then to Houston. Then to Paris. Then to Winchester. Then to Newquay. Then back to Paris. Then to Kuala Lumpur and then back to Perth!  surrender:

If that is the one who was very ill a few weeks ago he has made a very good recovery in order to take that lot on.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10214 on: May 19, 2011, 02:47:13 PM »
Indeed it is and indeed he has! He does this regularly (oil business  ::))
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