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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10215 on: May 19, 2011, 02:58:13 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 19, 2011, 02:47:13 PM
Indeed it is and indeed he has! He does this regularly (oil business  ::))

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10216 on: May 19, 2011, 03:02:11 PM »
Liquid gold  noooo:  He must be worth a fortune. He gets tons of air miles  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10217 on: May 19, 2011, 03:05:54 PM »
Your nephew is Jed Clampet and I claim my 5 barrels of Brent Crude  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10218 on: May 19, 2011, 03:11:20 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on May 19, 2011, 03:05:54 PM
Your nephew is Jed Clampet and I claim my 5 barrels of Brent Crude  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10219 on: May 19, 2011, 03:19:58 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 19, 2011, 03:11:20 PM
Quote from: Pastis on May 19, 2011, 03:05:54 PM
Your nephew is Jed Clampet and I claim my 5 barrels of Brent Crude  whistle:

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Coming through a letter box near you soon  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10220 on: May 19, 2011, 06:59:05 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 19, 2011, 01:48:46 PM
I have just been talking to my nephew who lives in Australia. Today he goes to SIngapore for three days. Then to Houston. Then to Paris. Then to Winchester. Then to Newquay. Then back to Paris. Then to Kuala Lumpur and then back to Perth!  surrender:

Is he a surfer by any chance, I can't see any other reason to go to Newquay. The place is a shithole.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10221 on: May 19, 2011, 07:06:35 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 19, 2011, 06:59:05 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 19, 2011, 01:48:46 PM
I have just been talking to my nephew who lives in Australia. Today he goes to SIngapore for three days. Then to Houston. Then to Paris. Then to Winchester. Then to Newquay. Then back to Paris. Then to Kuala Lumpur and then back to Perth!  surrender:

Is he a surfer by any chance, I can't see any other reason to go to Newquay. The place is a shithole.

His daughter and her BF are there for the summer running a surf skool
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10222 on: May 20, 2011, 07:44:41 AM »
Yesterday the Harridan phoned. I answered the call andshe told me that she had some bad news for Mr C.

I hand the phone over. One of Mr C's cousins a while ago was diagnosed and treated for prostrate cancer. It seems the cancer has returned with a vengeance he has not got long to live and due to the cocktail of drugs is awake for no more than two hours a day. Having heard all this Mr C said that he would send the family a card. Harridan's immediate response 'oh no you mustn't do that.'

I was just a bit cross. angel1 there is no logic in her comment. If I were in the cousins place I souls appreciate messages of support from friends and family. It is purely a control thing.

So today we have scheduled in a vist to a card shop and a post box.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10223 on: May 20, 2011, 07:47:33 AM »
Is prostrate cancer the sort that makes you lie down all the time?

























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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10224 on: May 20, 2011, 08:04:30 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 20, 2011, 07:47:33 AM
Is prostrate cancer the sort that makes you lie down all the time?

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I spotted that of course, but good taste and manners prevented me from commenting.

Miss C. Sorry to hear of this.
Could it be that Mrs H misunderstood your intent? It does seem a very odd response even from a Northern basket case.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10225 on: May 20, 2011, 08:05:45 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10226 on: May 20, 2011, 08:25:18 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 20, 2011, 08:04:30 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 20, 2011, 07:47:33 AM
Is prostrate cancer the sort that makes you lie down all the time?

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 nonono:

I spotted that of course, but good taste and manners prevented me from commenting.



Me too...  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10227 on: May 20, 2011, 12:25:44 PM »
My travelling nephew informs me that he has a layover in Bali  Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10228 on: May 20, 2011, 12:27:26 PM »
Is a layover the same as a legover ???
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10229 on: May 20, 2011, 12:35:03 PM »
 rubschin:  Not really  noooo:
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