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Offline Nick

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10230 on: May 20, 2011, 12:52:05 PM »
One may follow from the other, I guess. But he is a grandfather now

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10231 on: May 20, 2011, 01:08:42 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 20, 2011, 12:27:26 PM
Is a layover the same as a legover ???

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10232 on: May 20, 2011, 02:37:56 PM »
Once again another hour of my life wasted trying to get the DWP to understand common sense. That's all.
Hmm a brick wall ~ how handy Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10233 on: May 21, 2011, 05:59:45 AM »
 happy100   I am in Worceterdshire all day.  evil:  Hair done this afternoon though.  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10234 on: May 21, 2011, 06:35:10 AM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on May 21, 2011, 05:59:45 AM
happy100   I am in Worceterdshire all day.  evil:  Hair done this afternoon though.  cloud9:

Saucy!  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10235 on: May 21, 2011, 07:42:55 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 20, 2011, 07:47:33 AM
Is prostrate cancer the sort that makes you lie down all the time?

Mea culpa.  redface: Anger overtook logic. redface:



























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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10236 on: May 22, 2011, 07:01:01 AM »
Plant sale this morning thank heavens as of this afternoon I hope to be less over run with tomatoes and be able to at least sidle into the greenhouse. 8)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10237 on: May 22, 2011, 07:39:35 AM »
Funny old day here. We are off on holiday next Sunday morning and are, in consequence, in that state of limbo .... you know the one ~ making lists of kids clothes to wash, iron and pack, making sure car documents etc are all to hand (yes we are driving to Holland so have to carry everything pertaining to the vehicle).
SWWLTBO wants to spring clean so that we come home to a tidy house, kids are over excited, and we are all generally going round in circles!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10238 on: May 22, 2011, 08:14:43 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 22, 2011, 07:01:01 AM
Plant sale this morning thank heavens as of this afternoon I hope to be less over run with tomatoes and be able to at least sidle into the greenhouse. 8)

People who live in glass houses should never sidle... or take baths
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10239 on: May 22, 2011, 08:23:30 AM »
Prudist!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10240 on: May 22, 2011, 08:28:49 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10241 on: May 22, 2011, 08:59:37 AM »
Bicester Village
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10242 on: May 22, 2011, 09:08:21 AM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on May 22, 2011, 08:59:37 AM
Bicester Village

Shopping village I assume?

Carluccio's at the far end is good for lunch and people watching. See the smiling ladies plastic cards in hand, laden with many bags, and their fellas kicking their heels outside, looking at their watches wondering how much longer is she going to be, and how many more shoe/clothes shops does she have to go in
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10243 on: May 22, 2011, 09:18:41 AM »
Bin cleaning me pool... looked so inviting afterwards i stripped off and jumped in....  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10244 on: May 22, 2011, 09:20:18 AM »
SO now it is all scummy again  noooo:
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