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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10320 on: May 24, 2011, 08:05:18 PM »
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I was watching that programme about fat bastards...  sick2:

At last you and I can agree on something - neither of us are fat bastards; rather, we are svelte athletic types of varying height and hair coverage  cloud9:

Varying hair coverage .......... whistle:

I choose to shave mine off - can get caught in jet engines you know...BM...well,  whistle:

Only if you stood on a ladder!  point:

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You're safe then...  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10321 on: May 24, 2011, 08:08:36 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 24, 2011, 08:04:33 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on May 24, 2011, 08:02:19 PM
Five foot 9. 11 and a bit stone. 33 inch waist. You're not jealous are you Miss D... whistle:


 lol: lol: lol:

But no I'm not ...if I was a teenage boy those would be my ideal statistics too  lol:

Are you implying that this "middle aged man" has the body of a teenager? Despite years of Young's, curries et al? As my mum used to say - "you never see a fat thoroughbreed" It's all in the gene's  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10322 on: May 24, 2011, 08:09:39 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on May 24, 2011, 08:08:36 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 24, 2011, 08:04:33 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on May 24, 2011, 08:02:19 PM
Five foot 9. 11 and a bit stone. 33 inch waist. You're not jealous are you Miss D... whistle:


 lol: lol: lol:

But no I'm not ...if I was a teenage boy those would be my ideal statistics too  lol:

Are you implying that this "middle aged man" has the body of a teenager? Despite years of Young's, curries et al? As my mum used to say - "you never see a fat thoroughbreed" It's all in the gene's  cloud9:

Genes and a belt..... rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10323 on: May 24, 2011, 08:11:35 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on May 24, 2011, 08:08:36 PM
Are you implying that this "middle aged man" has the body of a teenager?

Yes, in that it still has a lot of developing to do  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10324 on: May 24, 2011, 08:13:15 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 24, 2011, 08:09:39 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on May 24, 2011, 08:08:36 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 24, 2011, 08:04:33 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on May 24, 2011, 08:02:19 PM
Five foot 9. 11 and a bit stone. 33 inch waist. You're not jealous are you Miss D... whistle:


 lol: lol: lol:

But no I'm not ...if I was a teenage boy those would be my ideal statistics too  lol:

Are you implying that this "middle aged man" has the body of a teenager? Despite years of Young's, curries et al? As my mum used to say - "you never see a fat thoroughbreed" It's all in the gene's  cloud9:

Genes and a belt..... rubschin:

That's a Grammar School thing and it did me no harm....
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10325 on: May 24, 2011, 08:15:39 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 24, 2011, 08:11:35 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on May 24, 2011, 08:08:36 PM
Are you implying that this "middle aged man" has the body of a teenager?

Yes, in that it still has a lot of developing to do  ;)

Men? Develop? Hahahahahahahhaha! We all retard with age - take BM for example  ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10326 on: May 24, 2011, 08:34:06 PM »
I am the same height and weight as I was at 21.  ;D

Alas, the centre of gravity is about 2 feet lower.  surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10327 on: May 24, 2011, 09:50:13 PM »
Tucked up in bed  cloud9:  I imagine Tipsy will be along soon
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10328 on: May 24, 2011, 10:04:55 PM »
Here I am.    ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10329 on: May 24, 2011, 10:06:58 PM »
You forgot my Horlicks  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10330 on: May 24, 2011, 10:08:07 PM »
No I didnt, put your specs on its there on the side by the biscuits.  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10331 on: May 25, 2011, 05:26:46 AM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on May 24, 2011, 10:08:07 PM
No I didnt, put your specs on its there on the side by the biscuits.  ::)

Ginger nuts?  point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10332 on: May 25, 2011, 06:53:23 AM »
 I am not ginger!   lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10333 on: May 25, 2011, 07:32:30 AM »
I have just walked over Westminster Bridge and up through Parliament Square on this beautiful morning before getting to work.

Forgot we are on lock down because of Obama  ::)

Police everywhere , lifting man hole covers, checking bins etc. Then there is the brigade that are all on ladders , with screwdrivers checking behind the actual pedestrian crossing signs...not just the button pressers at low level.

My question ...if someone was intent in disrupting today's proceedings  ( and I'm sure there are many that would wish to ) but they  had decided to implant a device then  surely they too would have needed a ladder. Or at least a two to three person adult piggy back situation to be able to reach this light. With that amount of CCTV in the area would that behaviour not have been picked out as odd  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10334 on: May 25, 2011, 07:34:21 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 25, 2011, 07:32:30 AM
I have just walked over Westminster Bridge and up through Parliament Square on this beautiful morning before getting to work.

Forgot we are on lock down because of Obama  ::)

POlice everywhere , lifting man hole covers, checking bins etc. Then there is the brigade that are all on ladders , with screwdrivers checking behind the actual pedestrian crossing signs...not just the button pressers at low lever.

My question ...if someone was intent in disrupting today's proceedings  ( and I'm sure there are many that would wish to ) but they  had decided to implant a device then  surely they too would have needed a ladder. Or at least a two to three person adult piggy back situation to be able to reach this light. With that amount of CCTV in the area would that behaviour not have been picked out as odd  rubschin:

You're tight - it just proves what utter shite CCTV is...  noooo:
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