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Offline Snoopy

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10365 on: May 26, 2011, 08:44:44 AM »
So they say, so they say  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10366 on: May 26, 2011, 08:45:43 AM »
 rubschin: I wonder what the Customs sniffer dogs will make of all my prescription drugs?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10367 on: May 26, 2011, 09:05:49 AM »
THW, who asked for this trip over her 18th birthday, is now complaining that she is being robbed of a party with her friends!  Banghead



I suggested we should go and she could stay and party. She  sad32:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10368 on: May 26, 2011, 09:19:30 AM »
God forbid that they are ever content or grateful or acknowledge the cost or do something for you or show consideration for others or .....don't get me started  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10369 on: May 26, 2011, 09:23:33 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 25, 2011, 06:46:36 PM
The Boy's Grandpa finally succumbed to lung problems. That would have been the bullets he took in Aden  noooo:

My Father served in Aden. I was a youngster at the time he bought me back a lovely camel skin bag with pictures of camels on it and tassels and a red leather draw string and a pocket and everything i can see it quite clearly in my mind eye now. redface:

Today I will mostly be recovering from yesterdays visitation. surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10370 on: May 26, 2011, 09:27:21 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 26, 2011, 09:23:33 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 25, 2011, 06:46:36 PM
The Boy's Grandpa finally succumbed to lung problems. That would have been the bullets he took in Aden  noooo:

My Father served in Aden. I was a youngster at the time he bought me back a lovely camel skin bag with pictures of camels on it and tassels and a red leather draw string and a pocket and everything i can see it quite clearly in my mind eye now. redface:

Today I will mostly be recovering from yesterdays visitation. surrender:

Did it have a very individual smell?

I had one and it was totally different to any other leather.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10371 on: May 26, 2011, 09:41:11 AM »
Quote from: tel on May 26, 2011, 09:27:21 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 26, 2011, 09:23:33 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 25, 2011, 06:46:36 PM
The Boy's Grandpa finally succumbed to lung problems. That would have been the bullets he took in Aden  noooo:

My Father served in Aden. I was a youngster at the time he bought me back a lovely camel skin bag with pictures of camels on it and tassels and a red leather draw string and a pocket and everything i can see it quite clearly in my mind eye now. redface:

Today I will mostly be recovering from yesterdays visitation. surrender:

Did it have a very individual smell?

I had one and it was totally different to any other leather.

I am sure the Miss C bag wasn't used to bring back 5kg of hashish.  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10372 on: May 26, 2011, 09:41:51 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 26, 2011, 09:41:11 AM
Quote from: tel on May 26, 2011, 09:27:21 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 26, 2011, 09:23:33 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 25, 2011, 06:46:36 PM
The Boy's Grandpa finally succumbed to lung problems. That would have been the bullets he took in Aden  noooo:

My Father served in Aden. I was a youngster at the time he bought me back a lovely camel skin bag with pictures of camels on it and tassels and a red leather draw string and a pocket and everything i can see it quite clearly in my mind eye now. redface:

Today I will mostly be recovering from yesterdays visitation. surrender:

Did it have a very individual smell?

I had one and it was totally different to any other leather.

I am sure the Miss C bag wasn't used to bring back 5kg of hashish.  ;)

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10373 on: May 26, 2011, 10:15:22 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 26, 2011, 08:39:12 AM
Today I shall be putting all affairs in order against my going on Holiday next week.
(Still reading too much Pepys methinks!)

All is nearly ready.
Lists compiled, lost and re-written only to find originals "in a safe place".
Ferry Tickets ✓
Passports and all car docs ✓
European Health Cards ✓
Reflective vests for all passengers in car ✓
Set of spare bulbs for car ✓
Warning Triangle ✓
Car Fire extinguisher ✓
First aid box in car ✓
Adaptors for electrical appliances ✓
Clothing for all washed, ironed and stacked in bedroom ready to pack ✓
Car serviced and continental breakdown cover in place ✓
Arrangements made for neighbour to clear post box daily ✓
Hotel booking confirmation and key code to let us in ✓
Euros obtained ✓
Credit & Debit card providers informed so they don't "stop" a card due to "Unusual spending pattern" ✓
Mobile phone service provider informed to ensure ditto ✓

 rubschin: Must have forgotten something. Three days to remember what is is.

It's like moving a frigging regiment!

Whatever happened to the carefree days when I grabbed a change of underwear, a passport and went?  noooo:

Dont forget to take the car...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10374 on: May 26, 2011, 10:18:58 AM »
Have you got your headlight  beam deflectors...

take your driving licence

GB sticker
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10375 on: May 26, 2011, 10:22:34 AM »
Quote from: Pirate on May 26, 2011, 10:18:58 AM
Have you got your headlight  beam deflectors...

take your driving licence

GB sticker

Yup got them!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10376 on: May 26, 2011, 10:26:26 AM »
I did mention, as I accumulated all the bits needed to drive on the continent that perhaps a CD sticker might be a good idea ...... then had to explain to the helpful little boys that I could not drive with a cover from a Rock and Roll CD taped to the windscreen.  doh:


CD means different things nowadays I suppose.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10377 on: May 26, 2011, 10:27:40 AM »
Don't forget the family  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10378 on: May 26, 2011, 10:29:59 AM »
I'd like to  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10379 on: May 26, 2011, 04:15:25 PM »
I have spent the entire afternoon at the Village Hall waiting for the Water Board to arrive on a promised 4 hour emergency call out. They did not arrive  evil:
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