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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10440 on: May 29, 2011, 05:02:59 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 29, 2011, 04:55:06 PM
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10441 on: May 29, 2011, 05:12:01 PM »
On the contrary  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10442 on: May 29, 2011, 06:12:54 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10443 on: May 30, 2011, 06:44:09 PM »
It's a Bank Holiday, yes?  Faxes and emails flying in  noooo: noooo:   surrender:

***k off!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10444 on: May 30, 2011, 07:13:26 PM »
I've been working all day...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10445 on: May 30, 2011, 07:30:54 PM »
I've been in recovery  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10446 on: May 30, 2011, 07:31:51 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 30, 2011, 07:30:54 PM
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From ........ rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10447 on: May 30, 2011, 07:32:18 PM »
yesterday  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10448 on: May 30, 2011, 07:35:39 PM »
Boozy day .......... rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10449 on: May 30, 2011, 07:37:55 PM »
One maybe two drinks perhaps  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10450 on: May 31, 2011, 06:34:11 PM »
I hate freaking school holidays  noooo:

Come home - the house is a state  noooo:

Walk in the door to the sounds of "What's for dinner"  evil:

Walk into my bedroom to find it has been ransacked as The Brat has been trying things on and 'borrowing' my stuff  evil:

Cups, plates, saucers , cutlery everywhere  evil:

Washing up piled up high  evil:

I am either going to rip her selfish head off her shoulders or lock myself away and ignore her  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10451 on: May 31, 2011, 06:38:33 PM »
Half term is loosely translated as the teachers getting their own back. Their holiday is your hell. Unless the house is burnt down and/or the Brat has been arrested, consider yourself lucky.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10452 on: May 31, 2011, 06:55:31 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 31, 2011, 06:34:11 PM
I hate freaking school holidays  noooo:

Come home - the house is a state  noooo:

Walk in the door to the sounds of "What's for dinner"  evil:

Walk into my bedroom to find it has been ransacked as The Brat has been trying things on and 'borrowing' my stuff  evil:

Cups, plates, saucers , cutlery everywhere  evil:

Washing up piled up high  evil:

I am either going to rip her selfish head off her shoulders or lock myself away and ignore her  evil:

Thrash her
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10453 on: May 31, 2011, 07:16:15 PM »
^^^^  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10454 on: May 31, 2011, 11:15:46 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 31, 2011, 06:34:11 PM
I hate freaking school holidays  noooo:

Come home - the house is a state  noooo:

Walk in the door to the sounds of "What's for dinner"  evil:

Walk into my bedroom to find it has been ransacked as The Brat has been trying things on and 'borrowing' my stuff  evil:

Cups, plates, saucers , cutlery everywhere  evil:

Washing up piled up high  evil:

I am either going to rip her selfish head off her shoulders or lock myself away and ignore her  evil:

Yeah right...and if she wasn't there, you'd miss her...deep down you wouldn't have her any other way
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