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Offline Pirate

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10560 on: June 06, 2011, 10:14:39 PM »
I have a dyslexic friend who thought god was a dog...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10561 on: June 07, 2011, 12:03:35 AM »
Quote from: Pirate on June 06, 2011, 10:14:39 PM
I have a dyslexic friend who thought god was a dog...

Is that the same evil bloke that sold his soul to Santa?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10562 on: June 07, 2011, 05:19:10 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 06, 2011, 10:06:45 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 06, 2011, 04:56:14 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 06, 2011, 03:59:44 PM
Installed my second water butt. Had to empty the first as I bought a couple of paving slabs to stand them both on. A 100 litres of water is heavy.

Bought a couple of plants as well and they're in now.  happy088

Most excellent Uncle.

I will shortly be going to church to discuss the ongoing dog shite problem in the park.



 rubschin: Church?
Did you mean 'god shite'?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10563 on: June 07, 2011, 07:51:38 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on June 07, 2011, 12:03:35 AM
Quote from: Pirate on June 06, 2011, 10:14:39 PM
I have a dyslexic friend who thought god was a dog...

Is that the same evil bloke that sold his soul to Santa?

I read that as Santana.

There was no god shite, some dog shite but bull shite by the bucket full.


Today I will mostly be scrubbing labels and rootling around in tomato plants.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10564 on: June 07, 2011, 10:35:54 AM »
Off the beach .....when it cools down a bit .....
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10565 on: June 07, 2011, 11:55:31 AM »
I am fitting stair gates...  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10566 on: June 07, 2011, 12:06:13 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 07, 2011, 11:55:31 AM
I am fitting stair gates...  evil:

For you when drunk......... rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10567 on: June 07, 2011, 12:12:29 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 07, 2011, 12:06:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 07, 2011, 11:55:31 AM
I am fitting stair gates...  evil:

For you when drunk......... rubschin:

Quite so...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10568 on: June 07, 2011, 12:13:45 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 07, 2011, 12:12:29 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 07, 2011, 12:06:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 07, 2011, 11:55:31 AM
I am fitting stair gates...  evil:

For you when drunk......... rubschin:

Quite so...  whistle:

Shouldn't you be in bed , rubschin: sick like ........
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10569 on: June 07, 2011, 01:56:04 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 06, 2011, 07:32:20 PM
It's always on the telly up here.
Hardly a month goes by without someone shouting "Oi! That's Uncle Nick's House!"

<cough> "that was Uncle Nick's house"
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10570 on: June 07, 2011, 01:56:59 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10571 on: June 07, 2011, 02:30:52 PM »
I am in a Young's pub drinking Guinness as they have no Young's  evil: evil: evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10572 on: June 07, 2011, 02:35:11 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10573 on: June 07, 2011, 02:41:22 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 07, 2011, 02:35:11 PM
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Being the tenacious bastard I am, I am only getting charged the price of Young's ordinary (£3.05) instead of the usual £3.90 they charge for Guinness.  8)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10574 on: June 07, 2011, 02:41:48 PM »
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