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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10665 on: June 12, 2011, 09:43:15 AM »
I had several texts whilst away ...none of them asked about me or how it was going  noooo:. I was however asked what I was bringing her back  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10666 on: June 12, 2011, 09:49:39 AM »
I did have my tongue firmly in my cheek.  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10667 on: June 12, 2011, 09:52:44 AM »
I did have my tongue firmly in my cheek.  ;)

He did have it firmly in my cheek whilst you were gone Miss D. whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10668 on: June 12, 2011, 09:54:16 AM »
I did have my tongue firmly in my cheek.  ;)

He did have it firmly in my cheek whilst you were gone Miss D. whistle:


You promised not to tell!  razz:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10669 on: June 12, 2011, 10:04:59 AM »
Oh Miss C ...I hope you have had all your vaccinations  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10670 on: June 12, 2011, 10:12:02 AM »
I'm sure she felt a prick "sharp scratch" or two
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10671 on: June 12, 2011, 11:41:00 AM »
Heigh ho! Werk calls!  tunble:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10672 on: June 12, 2011, 04:52:01 PM »
Ok ...I have been shopping, done the housework, put a couple of loads of washing on and am now thinking about what to have for dinner. Reality sucks  noooo:

I need a new lifestyle  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10673 on: June 12, 2011, 04:57:53 PM »
Ok ...I have been shopping, done the housework, put a couple of loads of washing on and am now thinking about what to have for dinner. Reality sucks  noooo:

I need a new lifestyle  rubschin:

You are the NOT only one!  noooo:


Life style changes are not easy to achieve ..... try getting an au-pair ~ might be cheaper.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10674 on: June 12, 2011, 05:27:46 PM »
I 'ave been mostly studying armour and weaponry at the Wallace Collection  rubschin: . On arriving, it was raining, the doorman provides an umbrella 'condom' before you hand it over to the cloakroom. We need more of this standard of service  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10675 on: June 12, 2011, 06:54:07 PM »
I had several texts whilst away ...none of them asked about me or how it was going  noooo:. I was however asked what I was bringing her back  ::)

You could always have sent a reply back saying a babby brother  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10676 on: June 12, 2011, 07:14:01 PM »
Back now.  A good day out.  Italy v Russia was a better game.  However, what a pity that 2 international matches are played in a Stadium next to a real $hitole street, I cant believe people live there.   evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10677 on: June 12, 2011, 07:45:42 PM »
I've not watched the Italian game yet. Ref spoiled the England game, far too much whistle. Three penalty tries in one match must be a record.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10678 on: June 13, 2011, 05:46:23 AM »
Off to work in a while
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10679 on: June 13, 2011, 06:04:02 AM »
To talk once more with the Dept of Work and Pensions ~ the battle continues  eveilgrin:
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