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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10725 on: June 15, 2011, 10:10:43 AM »
Quote from: Pastis on June 15, 2011, 09:58:13 AM
Off out at some point to buy tiles, flexible adhesive, grout etc for the kitchen floor wot is going to be replaced  whistle:

I thought I'd ask how much all this stuff was going to weigh - just in case ... quick as a flash he came back and said it'd be the equivalent of having two extra people in the back of the car  eeek:

Good analogy though  razz:

What's that in double decker buses?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10726 on: June 15, 2011, 10:44:03 AM »
A wheel?   Shrugs:   'Bout 140Kg 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10727 on: June 15, 2011, 11:27:32 AM »
Just off to Larnaca airport.... and so it begins...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10728 on: June 15, 2011, 11:28:57 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 15, 2011, 11:27:32 AM
Just off to Larnaca airport.... and so it begins...  noooo:

More guests ........... rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10729 on: June 15, 2011, 12:31:05 PM »
with a baby ...he will be making cooing noises before the night is over  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10730 on: June 15, 2011, 12:33:43 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 15, 2011, 10:01:25 AM
Quote from: Pastis on June 15, 2011, 09:58:13 AM
Off out at some point to buy tiles, flexible adhesive, grout etc for the kitchen floor wot is going to be replaced  whistle:

I thought I'd ask how much all this stuff was going to weigh - just in case ... quick as a flash he came back and said it'd be the equivalent of having two extra people in the back of the car  eeek:

Good analogy though  razz:

Big heavy people like Snoopy or teeny-tiny people like TMR...?  rubschin:

Quote from: Pastis on June 15, 2011, 10:44:03 AM
A wheel?   Shrugs:   'Bout 140Kg 


Oi! Cheeky b*ggers!  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10731 on: June 15, 2011, 02:00:31 PM »
Oh Snoops  happy100  I seem to be chasing your tail today have you been missing it perchance?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10732 on: June 15, 2011, 04:40:14 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 15, 2011, 12:31:05 PM
with a baby ...he will be making cooing noises before the night is over  whistle:

Just looking up "are geraniums poisonous?"  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10733 on: June 15, 2011, 04:42:03 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 15, 2011, 04:40:14 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 15, 2011, 12:31:05 PM
with a baby ...he will be making cooing noises before the night is over  whistle:

Just looking up "are geraniums poisonous?"  noooo:

For Miss D's salad ......... rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10734 on: June 15, 2011, 04:44:19 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 15, 2011, 04:42:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 15, 2011, 04:40:14 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 15, 2011, 12:31:05 PM
with a baby ...he will be making cooing noises before the night is over  whistle:

Just looking up "are geraniums poisonous?"  noooo:

For Miss D's salad ......... rubschin:

No, the baby has been scoffing them...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10735 on: June 15, 2011, 04:46:57 PM »
A dead Babby  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10736 on: June 15, 2011, 04:48:23 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10737 on: June 15, 2011, 04:49:01 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 15, 2011, 04:44:19 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 15, 2011, 04:42:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 15, 2011, 04:40:14 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 15, 2011, 12:31:05 PM
with a baby ...he will be making cooing noises before the night is over  whistle:

Just looking up "are geraniums poisonous?"  noooo:

For Miss D's salad ......... rubschin:

No, the baby has been scoffing them...  noooo:

Blooming kids........
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10738 on: June 15, 2011, 04:55:48 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 15, 2011, 04:49:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 15, 2011, 04:44:19 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 15, 2011, 04:42:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 15, 2011, 04:40:14 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 15, 2011, 12:31:05 PM
with a baby ...he will be making cooing noises before the night is over  whistle:

Just looking up "are geraniums poisonous?"  noooo:

For Miss D's salad ......... rubschin:

No, the baby has been scoffing them...  noooo:

Blooming kids........

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10739 on: June 15, 2011, 05:08:09 PM »
With my five kids and four grand children I have worked on the principle that what is bad for them will come back up within minute. If it doesn't you can look forward to a variation in the smell of the next three nappies  whistle:
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