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Offline Just One More

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10740 on: June 16, 2011, 04:50:26 AM »
At home about to start on work stuff.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10741 on: June 16, 2011, 04:54:08 AM »
Woke up twirly  noooo:

Might as well haul my ass into work  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10742 on: June 16, 2011, 07:34:24 AM »
Sat in my car in Oldbury, have eaten my sugar puffs but the coffee I brought with me is too hot to drink.  evil:  Am listening to the rain and Led Zepellin (sp?).  Will I put my back out if I twist round to get the umbrella off the back shelf?  (not in the Berlingy)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10743 on: June 16, 2011, 07:58:03 AM »
So much to do and don't know where to start ~ prolly end up doing nuffink. Completely lacking in motivation today.....must be the weather.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10744 on: June 16, 2011, 09:20:16 AM »
 ^^^Wot he said^^^

A chap that Mr C worked briefly with has just turned up.  Irish guy who can talk the hind legs off a donkey.  My day is ruined the guy does not know when to STFU.  I may have to keeeel him.  My day is ruined and I am now very grumpy.  I am sitting here typing trying to ignore my manners and not offer him coffee.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10745 on: June 16, 2011, 09:45:39 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 16, 2011, 09:20:16 AM
^^^Wot he said^^^

A chap that Mr C worked briefly with has just turned up.  Irish guy who can talk the hind legs off a donkey.  My day is ruined the guy does not know when to STFU.  I may have to keeeel him.  My day is ruined and I am now very grumpy.  I am sitting here typing trying to ignore my manners and not offer him coffee.

Go and sit next to him and ask if he has spoken with the Lord today.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10746 on: June 16, 2011, 10:52:39 AM »
 lol: lol: Thanks Darwin.

We have a through lounge study.  I was sitting typing and said to him' please excuse me but I am dealing with a family crisis'.

Most people who had turned up unannounced to drop off a book they had borrowed six weeks ago would take the hint, do the polite thing and leave  swiftly.  Oh noes not this bloke. censored:

He has now left I am taking deep breaths and I will calm down. Angry9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10747 on: June 16, 2011, 11:17:08 AM »
There's a joke in there somewhere

Doctor: "Big Breaths"

Girl: "Yeth and I'm only Thixteen.


I'm fecking cracking up here. I have spent all morning either posting here or, for over an hour and a half, drinking tea and working out a stationery order. I could have done it in five minutes but went back to the kitchen to refill my mug, then again to get a digestive biscuit and again to take back the empty mug, put it in the dishwasher, struggle to open a dishwasher tablet and switch the machine on ~ Then compared paper prices on 5 different websites, same again for note pads and again for envelopes........ Finally place the order and got a "Thank-you for signing up with us here's a £40 off wine voucher" .... so that's the afternoon taken care of as I choose what to buy with it.
Procrastination is the thief of time  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10748 on: June 16, 2011, 01:13:07 PM »
I've been in and out of the pool all day...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10749 on: June 16, 2011, 01:16:16 PM »
I am now in "recovery".
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10750 on: June 16, 2011, 01:17:05 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 16, 2011, 01:13:07 PM
I've been in and out of the pool all day...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10751 on: June 16, 2011, 01:20:12 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 16, 2011, 01:17:05 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 16, 2011, 01:13:07 PM
I've been in and out of the pool all day...  noooo:
happy100


Put your specs on Nick ~ he said POOL not POO!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10752 on: June 16, 2011, 01:41:57 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 16, 2011, 01:20:12 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 16, 2011, 01:17:05 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 16, 2011, 01:13:07 PM
I've been in and out of the pool all day...  noooo:
happy100


Put your specs on Nick ~ he said POOL not POO!

Well done Hawkeye. I was going to enquire why this wasn't in the Pets section.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10753 on: June 16, 2011, 02:07:23 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 16, 2011, 01:13:07 PM
I've been in and out of the pool all day...  noooo:

Still not found your genes ???
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10754 on: June 16, 2011, 02:10:21 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 16, 2011, 02:07:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 16, 2011, 01:13:07 PM
I've been in and out of the pool all day...  noooo:

Still not found your genes ???

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