The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I am trying to work out if going back to bed is a bad idea.

[Miss Demeanour]

Is there a VP virus going around ??

[Nick]

Just been to the corner shop. Car parked outside adjacent kindergarten has two people shagging in the back of it 

[Miss Demeanour]

Seems to be going on all around you Nick 

[Snoopy]

Just been to the corner shop. Car parked outside adjacent kindergarten has two people shagging in the back of it 

Gosport or Nottingham?

In Gosport I could understand it!!!!

[Nick]

Nottingham. The cops are here now 

[Miss Demeanour]

To arrest you for perving ????

[Snoopy]

All your friends here will be happy to sign a letter of confirmation on your behalf ~ explaining that your behaviour is usual for you like.   

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Off to horsepickle shortly.


This not turning out to be a good day. nickbounce:

Oh and why does that padded cell jumpy round thing keep popping up on my posts?

[Darwins Selection]

Off to horsepickle shortly.


This not turning out to be a good day. nickbounce:

Oh and why does that padded cell jumpy round thing keep popping up on my posts?

I think BM has substituted it for Nicks over-used, junior version of:




Hope the Horsepickle visit goes well.

[Barman]

Off to horsepickle shortly.


This not turning out to be a good day. nickbounce:

Oh and why does that padded cell jumpy round thing keep popping up on my posts?

I think BM has substituted it for Nicks over-used, junior version of:




Hope the Horsepickle visit goes well.

 

[Nick]

I seem to be in Winchester 

[Pastis]

I give you today's astonishing conversation. I had to make an appointment ...

"So, that'll be be, let me see, July the 4th if that's alright Mr P?"
"July 4th, yes. That's fine"
"July the 4th ... oooh, that's Independence Day!"
"Yes, American Independence Day, now there's a thing"
"Independence Day ... I wonder what they were, like trying to get independent from... ?"
"    Excuse me?"
"Well, I s'pose they were trying to be, like, independent for themselves"
"Errrr, yes. From us"
"From us?"
"Yes. from the English"
"No way! Woz we there?"
"They were part of the colonies"
"WHA' ?? America woz English?"
"Yes. A dozen or so states on the East"
"No way. Woz there fightin' an' stuff?"
"Oh yes, and eventually they won their independence"
"Well, I never. Blimey. So, that was along time ago, yeah?"
"About 230 years ago, give or take a few"
"Amazin'"


 

[Miss Demeanour]

 

You is da fontaine of all knoll ledge 

[Pastis]

    My new sig perhaps!

I was thinking afterwards; I should have said it was the anniversary of when the film came out ...