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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11445 on: July 15, 2011, 05:23:39 AM »
Today I have to have a hearing for some little scroat that has put in an official grievance that I hadn't recommended him for a pay rise as part of the performance management system . Although this  is still effectively in place it is not being used because no one is getting a pay rise. Whether this is an annual pay rise or through the PMP system.

His statement says he can't afford to pay his mortgage , etc etc etc  Banghead . Oh he is single , living with his GF who earns a fortune, has no children, can afford to go out on the lash every night and keep ferrets as a hobby  noooo: . Oh but the most important thing ....he failed the criteria under the PMP system anyway - not that he sees this as relevant .  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11446 on: July 15, 2011, 06:32:36 AM »
Well that shouldn't take long to dispose of ... take along an application for Working Family Tax Credit and hand it to him as he leaves the hearing.  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11447 on: July 15, 2011, 07:10:53 AM »
Did I mention he is a scouser ?  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11448 on: July 15, 2011, 07:18:35 AM »
Sounds like a bit of a barrack room lawyer to me.
If nobody is getting a pay rise this year and cutbacks in staff have been going on surely he doesn't have a case .... how on earth has it got to a "hearing"? HR should have simply told him he didn't have a leg to stand on .....
Unless the union are using him  rubschin:

Anyway ~ enjoy yourself.  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11449 on: July 15, 2011, 07:21:08 AM »
Spot on...the Union are using his case as an 'example' 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11450 on: July 15, 2011, 07:55:24 AM »
Tell him you have reviewed his case and decided, after careful consideration, that he is eligible for a 0% pay rise like everybody else.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11451 on: July 15, 2011, 08:33:53 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 15, 2011, 07:10:53 AM
Did I mention he is a scouser ?  lol:

NO!  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11452 on: July 15, 2011, 08:38:36 AM »
Off to Winchester en route to Zummerset
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11453 on: July 15, 2011, 08:48:24 AM »
Which part of Zummerset ?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11454 on: July 15, 2011, 08:54:33 AM »
Weekend party in Priddy. I am staying in Wells  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11455 on: July 15, 2011, 09:05:47 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 15, 2011, 08:54:33 AM
Weekend party in Priddy. I am staying in Wells  cloud9:

Thanks for the invite...NOT. evil:

Bet there's going to be wal to wall top long haired totty crumpet girlie type creatures, wearing head bands and wooden beads, waving joss sticks (sp) dancing weird dances to sounds of the 60's/70's, smoking 'stuff' and stuff like too there ey, bastard. Banghead

Bet there'll be lashings of 'free luuuurve' going down too.  sad32:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11456 on: July 15, 2011, 09:10:16 AM »
That's Glastonbury  ::) ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11457 on: July 15, 2011, 09:21:58 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 15, 2011, 09:10:16 AM
That's Glastonbury  ::) ::)

Quite so, so I presume this is an 'after Glastonbury ' party? sad32:

Meanwhile, I am now departing (late deliberately to get Mr anal Capri man worried) to go and bodge said heap o' crap. whistle:

I predict he'll be on the blower 1 minute past 10:30 enquiring as to my whereabouts, bloody great TIT.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11458 on: July 15, 2011, 11:59:17 AM »
I'm back. Have electric! did you miss me?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11459 on: July 15, 2011, 12:04:08 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 15, 2011, 11:59:17 AM
I'm back. Have electric! did you miss me?
Oh yes...  sad24:
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