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Offline GROWLER

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11535 on: July 16, 2011, 07:54:04 PM »
Where is it plumbs?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11536 on: July 16, 2011, 07:57:49 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11537 on: July 16, 2011, 07:57:50 PM »
South Sutton, Surrey. Pool temperature currently 32 degrees celsius...
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11538 on: July 16, 2011, 07:59:26 PM »
I presume my invite is in the post and I'm awaiting delivery  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11539 on: July 16, 2011, 07:59:52 PM »
Don't like Saturday nights at the gym.
Bloody posers night amd they don't even look at a fat jelly belly like me to even say 'ELLO either, ignorant turds. evil:

On the + side however, being attached to a fairly big Hotel, it's obviously wedding reception night.
Some absolutely top notch VERY scantily dressed muffins going in there tonight, I can tell you!   Drool:

Spent nearly as long in the car park blimping and letching as I did in the piggin' gym tbqh. Drool:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11540 on: July 16, 2011, 08:02:59 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 16, 2011, 07:57:50 PM
South Sutton, Surrey. Pool temperature currently 32 degrees celsius...

Bit posh for me that problee tbqh. Don't want the neighbours complaining.

You currently lying in the pool being fed wine and grapes by scantily clad crumpet then are you....BASTARD! evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11541 on: July 16, 2011, 08:03:20 PM »
We really are going to have some VP bibs with drip trays for the blokes  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11542 on: July 16, 2011, 08:11:03 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 16, 2011, 07:59:52 PM
Don't like Saturday nights at the gym.
Bloody posers night amd they don't even look at a fat jelly belly like me to even say 'ELLO either, ignorant turds. evil:

On the + side however, being attached to a fairly big Hotel, it's obviously wedding reception night.
Some absolutely top notch VERY scantily dressed muffins going in there tonight, I can tell you!   Drool:

Spent nearly as long in the car park blimping and letching as I did in the piggin' gym tbqh. Drool:

Which were the most strained, your muscles, or your eyes  rubschin:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11543 on: July 16, 2011, 08:12:07 PM »
Or his kecks ?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11544 on: July 16, 2011, 08:12:34 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 16, 2011, 08:03:20 PM
We really are going to have some VP bibs with drip trays for the blokes  noooo:

Think it might have been the sight of this gorgeous long legged fluffess  with next to nowt on getting out of her Fiesta that's got me on heat tbqh.  Drool:
She obviously didn't see or hear me slithering past with eyes on stalks. eeek:

On a rating of 10 on the blimpometer, THIS one rated 11. Drool:
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11545 on: July 16, 2011, 08:24:30 PM »
I think Miss C needs to put some Bromide in your next cake.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11546 on: July 16, 2011, 08:27:03 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 16, 2011, 08:24:30 PM
I think Miss C needs to put some Bromide in your next cake.

That should calm Nick down.  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11547 on: July 16, 2011, 08:27:32 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 16, 2011, 08:27:03 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 16, 2011, 08:24:30 PM
I think Miss C needs to put some Bromide in your next cake.

That should calm Nick down.  ;)

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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11548 on: July 16, 2011, 08:35:21 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 16, 2011, 07:59:26 PM
I presume my invite is in the post and I'm awaiting delivery  sad24:

Didn't like to invite you...what with your new fella, like...
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11549 on: July 16, 2011, 08:38:59 PM »
Nice excuse .....not accepted  lol:

I'm free to do what I want any old time  8)
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